Transfer Window Blues (and Whites)

I am coming to the conclusion that the only deal we seem to have done was purely on the basis of word association.

Brad FREEdel

I haven't tried yougoogletubing yet but are there by any chance out there decent players called:

Juan Antonio Cheapo
Yuri Bargainov
Etienne Nobrainer
Francis Albert Moneyback-Guarantee

Ideally these will all be heretofore unknown 20 goal a season strikers of course that can hit the ground running and become overnight crowd heroes.

Or maybe we'll be running around at 11.55pm on 31st August with the THFC credit card again

Oh well. Fixtures out soon?