Beckham and Paris

Dear Victoria,

I see your David (you) has decided to choose Paris over Leicester,do you realise this lovely county offers many the same treats and atttactions as Paris, let me enlighten you:

Eiffel Tower/Clock tower
Croissant/Pork Pie
Gucci/Primark
Arc De Triomphe/Jewry Wall
Le Berkeley Restaurant/Leicester grill ,Welford Rd (great salads)
The Seine/The Soar
Louvre/Abbey Pumping Station
Champs-Elysées /Churchgate
Notre Dame/Pork Pie Library

I know this will have not made your decision any easier, and if you do decide to stop i know a lovely hotel on Glenfield Rd you and the boys can stop at, i can also pick you up from Leicester bus station (stand 34)

Au revoir me duck
Sven