Common Sense

Ritalin running out $hiteRose??

He's playing Varynen on the right wen he's a central defensive mid how often do you see Essien playing down the left

Bit harsh, but I agree, he isnt the brightest tool...

You're well qualified to speak for the tools Smiley (though they're normally referred to as sharp, not bright). Still, you can't expect anything other than faulty metaphors from our resident rabidly anti-SG fakes

Thanks Rob, the mixed metaphor was intended. It appears that irony is lost on a base minded village idiot. Don't insult me with talk of plastics. I'm not anti-SG, but I don't think he is premiership manager material.