I saw Luis Suarez in town today, so I went over to him and asked "Can you sign my shirt?"
"Yeah sure'' he said, ''have you got a pen?"
''No I haven't'' I said, ''Hang on".
With that, I threw myself to the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.
"How's that going to get you a pen?" said Suarez
"Well that's how you normally do it."
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comment by BillyBobTaunton (U4886)
posted on 3/11/11
Last time i heard that I fell off my Model T ford laughing!
comment by vidicthelegend VIVA LA REVOLUTION (U8735)
posted on 3/11/11
BillyBobTaunton (U4886)
Hi Billy I had no idea Suarez was over 70 years old, maybe he isn't so repulsive for someone of his age after all
comment by Beeb (U1841)
posted on 3/11/11
He'd be repulsive even as a rotweiller.
comment by BillyBobTaunton (U4886)
posted on 4/11/11
Sorry, the subject of the joke when I fell off my car was Tommy Bamford, that well known Welsh diver who played for United in the '30's
comment by Yes way Jose (U5768)
posted on 4/11/11
You could guess roughly where the joke was going as soon as Suarez name is mentioned but it still made me laugh regardless...
posted on 4/11/11
@vidicthelegend. It made me laugh....,at you!
comment by Diggler (U4142)
posted on 4/11/11
Dont listen to them mate, we are laughing with you
comment by Pride of the North (U6803)
posted on 4/11/11
comment by Rock Steady (U9953)
posted on 4/11/11
Vid mate, as soon as the words, Suarez, pen & cry in the same sentance i had a good feeling where this joke was going... Pitty the words "cheating git" didn't fit into the joke also! 5<stars>
comment by Rooneysmiles (U1347)
posted on 4/11/11
Suarez is a very nice person, just you ask his manager or lawyer...
I don't think that joke was funny at all, especially that bit about rolling over on the ground for no reason...at least Suarez did ask him why he did that, the stupid git...
Oh now I get it... was for a pen ha ha meaning penalty....
Good grief... Ha ha ha ha ha ha de ha!
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