Owen crying

The only thing he was ever passionate about is horse racing. Football just happened to be something he was good at. Mercenary weasel.

Don't think we're much fonder of him Didi

That's one for the next brochure Michael.

The only thing that Owen really cares about is Owen. Although he also enjoys gambling, horse racing and being injured.

That reads like a "Male Seeking..." advertisement.

Footballer, nearly 17 hands tall, and lame, seeks gambling woman to take risks with. Must look good in big hats and enjoy mind-numbingly dull conversation. England supporters and Italians need not apply.

comment by Didi Hamann? He did doe didn't he doe (U5172)
posted 1 hour, 6 minutes ago

The only thing he was ever passionate about is horse racing. Football just happened to be something he was good at. Mercenary weasel.

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Maybe he would not have been a mercenary weasel if the Spanish fat man had not forced him out of Anfield in the first place.

comment by Pâî§Lë¥'š _P䆆ê®ÑëÐ_ÐrÊåm§ (U1541)

posted 2 hours, 10 minutes ago

That's one for the next brochure Michael.

The only thing that Owen really cares about is Owen. Although he also enjoys gambling, horse racing and being injured.

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I hear he's quite fond of his Premier League winners medal too.

"If you can't beat them, join them"