I would suggest it is because (real) managers telephone numbers are not in the phone book.
Ringing LMA- Can we have MarK Hughes telephone number. Why. We want to approach him for the manager position at our fotball club. Which club. (in background- what is our club called- quick he wants to know- I'll google it)). Blackburn. Do you think we are going to let you replace one of the brightest young managers since the days of Paul Ince. Who's he. Phone goes dead.
Jerome can we have Mark Hughes telephone number. Mark hughes cannot spot talent to save his life. He probably thinks my son Myles has no future at the club. He has while I am here. Phone goes dead.
Who is Myles Anderson. Myles can you sneak a look at your Dad's phone book and get us Mark Hughes telephone number. After a fit of laughter- I'll come back to you in a couple of years when I have a few million in the bank.
Back to the Venky's- we are not getting anywhere here- Do you think Sachin Tendulkar will know anyone- why did I not think of that.
Sachin- do you want to manage Blackpool- by the sea- lovely place.
Reason why Kean will be with us forever
posted on 22/12/11
Surely he has to go before January?
Your squad is too good to go down as it is, nevermind Kean buying more established players to take tithe championship!
posted on 22/12/11
How can you call Myles Anderson he is going to be as good as Smalling,now say sorry to The Great Big Brown Nose Himself Steve Kean.
posted on 22/12/11
Squad is too good to go down!Now where have I heard that before,Oh yes Alan Hansen on MOTD several years ago with Brian Kidd in charge.We went down,Thanks all you Kean worshippers from other clubs telling us we are bad supporters and a disgrace etc.Old Harry jumped on the Kean bandwagon if I was Harry I would concentrate on staying out of jail, with his shady and murky past,what can you expect from a man who goes from one local club to the other ,all hypocrites.
posted on 22/12/11
We are in a big mess Venkys have no plan on sacking S Kean it's going to get very messy at Rovers next home game if that clown is still manager i will not be taking my kids to that
posted on 22/12/11
Dont blame you!Its not very nice to be a Rover at this moment in time(unless your my thieving dog)Normally this is the best time of the year derby games full house great atmosphere and weve still got to suffer more at the hands of the Mancs and Scousers,my prediction of 10 points at new years day is spot on,weve all seen this coming except Venkys and Kean.This is so bad that you could not even make this up for a football club,weve got some good players and our tactics are all wrong!I think the rest of the clubs in the Premier cant wait to get hold of us.Well im going to enjoy Christmas with my family and Rover and we will see what happens.