I'm going to proudly renew my vows for Blackburn Rovers and not leave for another club. Everyone now talk about me and make me the centre of attention whilst I incessantly drone on with my justifications for such.
All you fans who have already jumped ship are liars and hypocrites and parochial.
In light of Vinjay's club transfer...
posted on 30/12/11
Yeah, everyone who dares respond you is a hypocritical liar I reckon Vinjay wrote that Article just to fit in the words 'hypocrite' and 'parochial' as much as possible, all pointing towards him only just learning the meaning of the words, hinting he's probably still in high school. The biggest give away of all being he's a plastic
posted on 30/12/11
Sir Bubbly
When will you be putting your camera away and moving over to the blue side?
With the retro kits available now you can pretend you too stood on the kippax roaring on Jamie Pollock and Bob Taylor with the rest of us
posted on 30/12/11
He loves those words Sir Bubbly and can't live without including them somewhere in his articles/posts.
Amazed that Vincent got so much publicity about this! Goof effort Vinners.
posted on 30/12/11
But the transer window is'nt open yet so in effect he's not gone yet surely
posted on 30/12/11
*f
posted on 30/12/11
You make a very good point there. Does it open tomorrow or is it on Sunday?
posted on 30/12/11
Diamond, by the power vested in me courtesy of Pukka Wright, I take great pleasure in conducting your ceremony. Please turn and face Ewood Park, repeat after me:
I, Diamond Dwayne Dibley Dust...
Take thee, Blackburn Rovers Football Club...
To be my wedded Club for life...
To have and to cheer, from this day forward...
For better for Venkys...
For richer for Venkys...
In Venkys and in health...
To love and to cherish until death do us part...
And hereto pledge to you my faithfulness...
Venkys Rovers, please turn to Diamond and repeat after me:
I Venkash Jerome Anderson Desiah Chicken McVenky...
Take Thee Diamond Dwayne Dibley Dust...
To be destroyed for life...
I'm richer, your poorer...
Your sickness our wealth...
To rip your heart out and get leathered at the reception...
And hereby pledge to you misery...
I now pronounce you man and club!
You may kiss the badge!
posted on 30/12/11
Awesome.
posted on 30/12/11
I missed an 're
The shame
posted on 30/12/11
Classic pie...made me giggle.