PL Fighting Tournament.

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The Group Stages:

Group A:
Marouane Fellaini
Karl Henry
Joey Barton
Grant Holt

Group B:

Moussa Dembele
Luis Suarez
Cheick Tiote
Peter Crouch

Group C:

Kevin Davies
Ledley King
Vincent Kompany
Solomon Tchyoi

Group D:

El Capitan (U8767)
Branislav Ivanovic
Emmanuel Frimpong
Steven N'Zonzi

Marouane Fellaini wins group A with Karl Henry close behind in second place. (Grant Holt retired due to fatigue and Barton was too distracted by twitter to fight)

Tiote tops group B with Suarez taking second place. (Peter Crouch got dizzy and fainted and the anti-Belgian bias in this competition only allows two Belgians to go through to the knockout rounds)

Vincent Kompany wins group C with the Kevin Davies coming in second place. (The 'lead with the elbow' tactic seems to have paid off in this tournament, King's knees could not take the strain of the second fight and Tchyoi just isn't good at most things)

Frimpong wins group D with Branislav Ivanovic finishing just ahead of the N'zonzi in second place. (Height does not seem to have prevailed in this competition, meanwhile El Capitan (U8767) is ripped apart by Frimpong in his first fight, the original footage was too gory to show but we do have this http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=frimpong+ball+rip&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=UQ9YA3XCf-oCJM:&imgrefurl=http://www.dbsfootball.com/2011/12/wenger-to-work-his-magic-on-frimpong.html&docid=t9Gv6PlafG6cDM&imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_uZ7s7jo8zY/Tt1rAnmnFRI/AAAAAAAABOM/TeSUk1aHT3k/s1600/frimpong.png&w=570&h=412&ei=83sGT6nLAcre8QOp0pzOAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=177&vpy=153&dur=958&hovh=191&hovw=264&tx=155&ty=97&sig=102778854240862753812&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=177&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0)

The Knock-out Stages:

Marouane Fellaini vs Kevin Davies - Elbow Vs. Elbow. this would be a straightforward win for Davies if it could avoid Fellaini's afro-shield, but it's easier said than done. I'll go for Fellaini. (He's more black)

Tiote vs Ivanovic - this would be a very good battle but no doubt Tiote would emerge victorious. (Ivanovic is allergic to Bad Haircuts)

Kompany vs Henry - this would be one hell of a fight. Karl Henry has been known to disembowel players with one strike from his dangerous rash lunge, but Kompany is up there with some of the most vicious and dangerous animals on the planet. He may look calm but rumour has it, if he sees a trifle with custard, he goes bezerk.

Frimpong Vs. Suarez - Uraguans are fearless little racists (although Suarez's grandpa was black). But Frimpong is more than 10 times the His blackness, so he'll win pretty easily.


Semi Final:

Fellaini Vs .Kompany - these two are both Belgian in real life so fights between them occur quite regularly. Kompany is easily the best pound for pound Belgian. If he had Fellaini's afro he would easily be the best Belgian planet. We all know what Fellaini is about, elbowing and elbowing. I'll go for Kompany but it really is 50-50.

Frimpong vs Tiote - Tiote > Frimpong.

Final:

Kompany vs Tiote - it's the big final. Two players that never back down from a challenge. Kompany obviously has a size advantage but the Tiote is used to dealing with Crouch and N'Zonzi, so it's used to being beaten in the size department, but not in many other departments. Tiote tackles Wolves and sometimes West Brom despite only being the size of your average human. Kompany is obviously the biggest and strongest of the two, but it'll have to put in everything it's got to overcome Tiote. I think it will be a long and bloody battle with Tiote just edging Kompany.

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