A song...

What better way to sum up the jubilant mood amongst England fans?!

To the tune of we three kings...

Sri Lanka just can't win anymore,
They've now slipped to number 4,
Sangakkara ain't no Lara,
Herath is really poor,

Oooh, Murali has come and gone,
Now the matchwinner is Swann,
Pradeep's dreaming,
Dilshan's screaming,
An upset just isn't on!!

And one for later in the summer as well, to the tune of Cool for cats...

India have no seamers,
They're just a bunch of frauds,
We'll see them hit for sixes,
At Trent Bridge and at Lords.

Now Harbhajan can't turn it,
Sreesanth just can't bowl straight,
Oh how they long for bowlers,
That spin it through the gate.

Yet England have Tim Bresnan,
And Anderson and Swann,
They'll give Tendulkar nightmares,
And quickly he'll be gone.

They really have no hope atall,
A win just isn't on,
We'll see them down the Oval,
When England win 3-1,
Wiiiiiiiiiin 3-1!!!!!