Animal XI

I have decided to make an animal X1 side as I am that bored and lonely.

----------------------------Octopus--------------------------

Wolf-------------Giraffe------Polar Bear---------Rhino

--------------------------Jay Spearing---------------------

Cheetah----------------------------------------Greyhound

-------------------------Honey Badger---------------------

----------------------Lion-------------Tiger------------------

I feel I have combined a great mixture of pace and tenacity with falwless technique.

1: The Octopus has 8 appendages! It would make a perfect goalkeeper stopping shots from all sorts of angles.

2: The wolf is a fierce beast and wont pull out of a challenge, and has the stamina of Cafu to get up and down the pitch for the full 90 minutes.

3: The Giraffe is almost as tall as peter Crouch and would be a force to be reckoned with in the air. It also has a really long tongue.

4: The polar bear is an absolute monster and has been known to take down walrus' in the wild. It is nearly as strong as George Elokobi.

5: Similar to the Wolf but with much more power, the Rhino would be devastating down the left flank, and would compliment the suppleness of his Greyhound compatriot with his unmeasurable power. It also has a horn to stab annoying players like El-Haj-Diouf.

6: The Jay Spearing. A face only a mother could love, and would repel the opposition players from entering the animal X1's half. Surely a key player and candidate for captain in this aspiring side?

7: The Cheetah. Fast, agile, an excellent crosser of the ball too, this guys got it all.

8: The greyhound is also fast as fck.

9: The honey badger, the most fearless animal known to man. This ferocious monster would install fear into any opposition and due to his unchallenged tenacity would link up with the lion and tiger superbly. Honey badger don't give a sht.

10: King of the jungle, this beast will crush any defenders that try to get in his way. If the linesman flags him offside he will simply eat him, a force to be reckoned with for sure.

11: The tiger is a shy and placid animal, but when the sht hits the fan his true personality comes out and he can tear sht out of anything. Don't fck with the tiger.

Ok so here's the team, please tell me what you think, other than "you have too much time on your hands", as I think that is kind of obvious.