How are our mildfield doing?

This is the best article I have ever read!

First half only proved that AVB has to go.

Comatose -

First half proved the players are comatose, bring Torres on

How the hell every single player has suddenly become comatose?

And Newcastle are winning.
This is not a crisis, nor it a transition.
The best word describing our current state is TRAGEDY.

Mind you, we aren't playing bad football. It's just that we can;t score. Team morale is at all time low.

Luiz should be playing up front

Newcastke drawing, Chelsea winning

Our midfield did fine thanks. With Lampard scoring