I'd 3-7 be a Leeds fan right now

I am sorry I have forgot your dislike of facts. City, Chelsea, Newcastle, Liverpool and Tottenham have all spent little to no money (probably in the thousands) whereas United have spent billions over the past few months in a desperate attempt to avoid relegation.

That should be right up your street full of misinformation and not a single fact!

Facts? You don't a male from a female...you keep calling me a 'guy'...the fact is I'm a 48 year old nurse
hence the pseudonym, actually! My name is Norah
Jane Shaw...'actually' is a term used by women quite
a lot, actually...get back to me when you know the
difference between a male and a female!

My nickname is 'Bloody Norah'

Facts? You don't a male from a female...
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Is this some kind of code?

I don't speak Leeds sorry.

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the fact is I'm a 48 year old nurse
hence the pseudonym, actually!
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Errm, congratulations... is that what you were after?

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My name is Norah
Jane Shaw...'actually' is a term used by women quite
a lot,
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This could help explain some of your confusion regarding football.

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get back to me when you know the
difference between a male and a female!
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I am not exactly sure how I can get back to you a good 23 odd years ago... more Leeds talk I imagine...

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My nickname is 'Bloody Norah'
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I guess that explains the mood, that time again...

What is this 'thing' you have about Leeds?!
For a mere Championship side they do seem to get
under your skin...is it because on a level playing
field you would be afraid to play us?!

Come to nurse, there there....that better!

Here's your red dummy!

Sorry to disappoint you but I remain uninterested, advertising yourself as 'Bloody Norah' is hardly going to entice many men either.

Also level playing field, don't make me laugh, Leeds have done far worse than many clubs with less resources than them. Whilst United over the last 20 years have outdone every club with more and less resources than us in England.

I notice even you couldn't translate some of what you had wrote in your previous post, don't worry I am sure some fellow Leeds fans can understand your rubbish....

Whoo he's losing it again...smelling salts please!

"LEVEL PLAYING FIELD"

you're such a fusspot!

We have already discussed the level playing field. What we discovered is that Leeds perform worse than clubs with less and more resources than them whereas United perform better than many clubs with more and less resources than them...

It appears that even with a level playing field United would be hugely successful and Leeds would still be a small struggling club

i'm afraid where going to have to perform a lobotomy
on you...that's a brain operation!

It's bad news and good news for you...

the bad news is we will have to transfer you to the
Leeds General Infirmary for the operation...

the good news is there is a less than 50/50 chance
of you surviving!

Nurse will take care of you...

7tb

Get on the Leicester site, they spent a load of money in the summer and are currently below us in the table. Seen as Manchester FC are so good at spending their masses of cash wisely, you can give the foxes some advice