He’s the best player in that Norwich squad so Farke needs to take a look in the mirror and stop trying to act the big man.

You’ve got two draws mate so your preferred team obviously isn’t working.

Fking hate the phrase transfer kitty

Is it worse than 'war chest' though

Probs not

I like the phrase, because it means I can imagine that we give all the money we recoup from player sales to a giant cat.

I think "club coffers" is fun as its alliterative and some people hate that more than puns.

comment by Ballon d’Orginho (U5245)
posted 2 minutes ago
He’s the best player in that Norwich squad so Farke needs to take a look in the mirror and stop trying to act the big man.

You’ve got two draws mate so your preferred team obviously isn’t working.
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Just crush em tomorrow

“Oh no why would we put a player who was part of a CL winning squad in our team? Oh no of course not, how could he possibly be ready to play in a team that gets its a’rse handed to it on a weekly basis either way?”

Absolute nobhead that Farke guy, will enjoy seeing him relegated yet again.

Presuming Lukaku and Werner are both out until the international break - I am curious who will play up top in the Carabao Cup and vs Malmo.

Havertz will start v Norwich and as long as he isn't awful he will start v Newcastle and v Burnley.

But the mid-week games he will need a rest - perhaps Pulisic as a false 9 if he is fit?

Perfect time to finally put Alonso up front where he belongs

good point lol

This is where we find out Kai was the forward option we need and Lukaku was an unnecessary purchase

comment by Ballon d’Orginho (U5245)
posted 22 minutes ago
Perfect time to finally put Alonso up front where he belongs
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I don't doubt that Alonso could do a serviceable job at striker.

Almost a shame Tuchel would never try it.

Chilwell up front, got 3 in 3 club & country

The option for Chelsea to recall Billy Gilmour from his loan spell at Norwich City is available.

TheAthleticUK

Chelsea defender Antonio Rudiger is in talks with Manchester City and Tottenham about a move next summer.

Don't do this Rudiger...

Think he is trying to leverage a silly offer from us tbh

Well that’s obviously nonsense, I would bet nearly anything he wouldn’t join those north London bottling failures

He is not very high up our wage structure tbh

Can’t see Rudiger joining a rival.

For league cup I guess we wanna throw in all our excess midfielders given we’re light up top

Kepa
Trevoh AC Sarr
James RLC Jorginho Ross Alonso
Ziyech Havertz

But making sure to take Havertz off early enough. Looks weird with the attackers in those positions but it is what it is.

Oh I forgot about Saul; put him in for Jorginho

Havertz can't start all five games - for at least one game he will have to be benched.

Pulisic needs to sort himself out

comment by Oscar. #TeamFury. (U12980)
posted 8 hours, 44 minutes ago
I’m not a homicide detective but let’s look at the facts

- two people get shot
- these two people are not actors in the film they’re the director and the director of photography
- So why would he even be aiming at them in the first place if unintentional?
- let’s say he was messing around or it was a joke, Why would he have fired twice after knowing what happened with the first one?

He had a temper tantrum and shot both of them, even prop guns at close range can be lethal which you would imagine he knows considering how long he’s been acting
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I thought you didnt do conspiracy theories

comment by CSTP (U1453)
posted 19 minutes ago
Can’t see Rudiger joining a rival.
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Especially Tottenham.