1. If Man City was called Inter Milan.

2. If Milan was called Manchester.

Q) What would encourage Rooney to stay?

A) death threats by Yernited fans.

Joe Harts Dance Instructor Welcome To Stockport Clichy (U2824)

Now now.

You're just jealous that our Manager can keep the players that he wants, where as yours comes across a poorly trained babysitter

If Manchester was not such a sheet hole.

Man City should offer Tevez to Santos in a swap deal with Neymar with the condition that Tevez can't sign for a European club until after his Man City contract would have expired.

Man City get a potential superstar and Tevez is a lot nearer his family in Argentina.

It was just a matter of time, once a big mouth always a rag.

Wenger's Mental Strength

Shame half your squad don't see Manchester in the same fictional way as you do

Is it true Man City bought the BBC and relocated them?

That's serious cash.

City over Arsenal, all day long.

You're just jealous that our Manager can keep the players that he wants, where as yours comes across a poorly trained babysitter


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I hope the babysitter has reported him then for sexual misconduct.

I think you've managed to completely miss the point here fannyjeeves, which doesn't suprise me in the slightest by the way.

Either way I bet he's kicking himself about not playing for you lot anymore, what with your four wingers and central midfield completely void of any talent.

Still playing that card gratedbean?

It's quite funny to watch, what with being champions and all..

Well your manager seems to agree with me, given the wholesale changes he is making this summer for the first time in years.

If you think United could start next season with the squad you finished last season with, and still win the League, you are more deluded than I first thought!

I'm surprised you managed to find the time to come on here and make an arsse out of youself considering you're an international playboy by day and the nemesis of dark villians by night.

gratedbean

Deluded to think that the squad that had just won the league would be miles off it next time around?

Do keep it up!

You're the sort of person that I enjoyed laughing in the face of when we won it... you spent all of last year telling us that the squad was poor and United were in decline, and what happened?

Brilliant, just brilliant!


Inky - thanks for the nibble, son. I see the change of forums didn't change your ability to spend day and night on the Internet...

I've been on here awhile Letterbox, I think you'll find it harder to get people banned on this site when they show you up to be a complete eejit so that's half your enjoyment gone already.

You're just jealous that our Manager can keep the players that he wants, where as yours comes across a poorly trained babysitter

Beckham? Tranaldo?

Bless Inky - still getting upset by a forum


Joe Harts Dance Instructor Welcome To Stockport Clichy (U2824)

Beckham left because SAF said so.

Ronaldo is probably the only one that falls outside the category, but it was done with United getting the very best out of it.

SAF is a genius.

Well you couldn't beat icle old Citeh at Wembley could you, in days gone by when we were just another "six easy points" you would have beat us 20-0, so United in decline, City on the rise, which ever way you want it pal.

I never said you lot wouldn't win the League last season, because who else was going to win it? But lets be honest, if you think your squad is strong enough to go into next season without making changes then you really are as mad as people on here think you are, because Fergie certainly doesn't agree with you.

So what has changed next season which means United are so far behind?

Do tell

I won't expect any particularly clever answers from a guy that uses one off results as an indicator of a club's ascent or decline...

Fannyjeeves
Who has made the better buys this summer so far United or City?

Better transfers... I've not really tracked City's activity - is it just Savic and Clichy?

In that case it's a no-brainer.

Fergie to make a significant number of signings so that some one turns up to there next parade after the embarrassment after the barca humiliation

Talking of buses, how's Milner's pre-season going?

Whats changed?

Well, for the first time in quite a while all of the top six need to make wholesale changes over summer in order to still compete next season. If United don't make any changes they will fall behind, but suprise suprise, they have! What does that tell you?

gratedbean

You need a dictionary.

I asked you what has changed...? Switch the brain on, son.