ONH.

Go for it. Unless things have drastically changed in the last couple of months, Foreigners are not allowed to own any property in the Maldives.

I suggest you enquire how this potential scam works.

I have enjoyed this slagging match

"Why does the biggest club in Manchester (apparently), need to dramatically slash their prices to fill their stadium?"


Aren't you the same fool that was earlier in this thread claiming that we were giving away free tickets to fill our stadium? So which is it? why would we need to slash prices if we were already (according to you) giving the tickets away free? i think you need to make up your mind which silly wum statement you are going to run with as you are starting to embarrass yourself now.

Go with slash prices

I think they were being sold for £5

ONH.

Go for it. Unless things have drastically changed in the last couple of months, Foreigners are not allowed to own any property in the Maldives.

I suggest you enquire how this potential scam works.


not me dude (bad ass), I'am happy with a week in Spain.

Don't ask them for an answer they just spout lies then run away like little biyarches!

Only diva was big enough to stick around! He's like the terminator "if a killing machine used football forums"

Is there a singing section on the plane to Spain?

ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR?

Is there a singing section on the plane to Spain?

after a few sherbets yes.

United must have 70m fans in Spain, it must like being at home.

I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle!

If you want to hear a side splitting arnie impersonation go to you tube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swhpHstO3y0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Trust me you will be in stitches.

Maybe that's a solution for the Theatre of Nikon.
Ply the punters with drink; have the nursery rhyme prompted on the scoreboard Karaoke style: you'll have to stop them singing the all time greats like "yoonitid" and " knick knack paddy whack" in no time....

... which is also available from K-Tel.

why would we need to slash prices if we were already (according to you) giving the tickets away free?

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You did both. You gave them away to kids, and slashed them for adults.

So, off you pop.

Not one man united fan got the stones to admitt the truth!

Passionless old Trafford where the home fans get outsung every week, why else would you need a singing section.

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What truth? We don't know why they have decided to make a singing section, the same as you don't know why your owners decided to give free tickets away.

Maybe we'll have Oasis performing at half time?

Probably best getting Rod,Jane & Freddie instead
Much more suitable

You don't know why your having a singing section haha yeah no clue

Give you a clue, your outsung by away fans week in week out, because your fans are passionless plastics!

Hope that helps.

That did make me smile.

Who rod Jane and Freddie? I don't think that type of entertainment is suitable to the more conservative South East Asian contingency. The fans from Egham would love it.

Mick hucknall and Eamon Holmes to duet at half time singing build a bonfire an all your greatest hits

because your fans are passionless plastics!

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This is coming from a City fan. Last season, there was you and Inky in your stadium, now it's almost full.

Shhhh plastic your too noisy for the theatre of dreams!

have Stockport got a singing section bad ass?

Here's me and Loz singing on our own last season.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOm0hzevMMI&feature=plcp

ONH:
May I ask for you to clarify one thing? When you refer Loz as "bad ass", do you mean:

1) His ass is bad as in the Michael jackson "bad"? Eeee-heee.
2) He has a flatulence problem?
3) He has a Cholera based disease?