Hi Laura

Could you give Ken a lend of your pen?

Kind Regards

Side_Before_Self

hi Laura regarding your matchday experience can you please place some razor wire at the top step of the directors box I'm not sure it would help them but it'd certainly add to my experience

Regards

Shawn

Hi Laura,

When will we have a positive matchday experience? Decent prices, a team that can compete and a programme that doesn't feature a bearded tw4t?

Yours......

Hi Laura,

Can you send me your latest bikini photo please?

Thanks,
YW

Hi Laura

I suppose you take it up the backside just like the rest of us by your employer. By the way will you be the new go-between as ken and Shaun don't speak now.

Hi Laura as part of a positive match day experience instead of giving us fans a chance to kick a ball over the goal line for money could we instead throws knives at the chairmans head thanks...

Also as part of Bastions quality control testing could they surrounds kens house in the stuff then arrange for it to be carpet bombed...mark it as friendly I'm sure the Yanks can oblige

Laura,

Please can you tell Ken we all love him..

Kind Ragards

Moron

Dear Laura.

Can you tell me who signs your pay cheque.

Kind Regards.