Christian Poulsen and Milan Jovanovic. Please?

Worzel Gummidge and Arthur Scargill

Pie i want to send you a blank cheque with my signature on it write any figure you want !! come perform for my little brothers 16th birthday party everything you say is comedy genius!

Aw theres me thinking Messi and Ronaldo are on there way to Ewood...........suppose it might be bad at least Rovers haven't spent 35 million on a long shot..Biglaa

It depends on what the blad one thinks is "sizeable". I'd love it to be Honda and Cisse but it'll probably end up being something like Bendtner and Malbranque

the way things are going I'd take Bendtner and Malbranque!

Bendtner would be a great signing, I'm being serious.

Bendtner scores rarely for a team that create lots of chances every game! If he's a waste of space there he's not going to do any better with the odd chance here!

I bet his minutes to goals is better than you think. He spends most of his time on the bench on playing on the right wing.

he did well for Birmingham. He's not the striker you want if you are pushing for titles. But he'd do a job for us in the top half of the Championship!

^ epic lol

Worsel has signed for us for A Cup o' Tea an' a Slice o' Cake.
Arthur Scargill will not sign for us quoting his early 80s diatribe > Yet what you need is not marches, demonstrations, rallies or wide associations, all of them are important. What you need is direct action. The sooner people understand that, the sooner we'll begin to change things.

Maybe he has a point :p

Worzel does all his best work mid field and bears an uncanny resemblance to Tugay!

Scargill's comments of "direct action" will not go down well with the anti-samantic Rovers fans, they prefer all action to be backwards, sideways and triangular before admitting defeat!