Is that true???

Magners

Never used to like cider. Now I do

When you go up to get them - make sure you don't wear anything Green - else you're liable to be stoned/stabbed/shot/killed - they're very intolerant in those parts!

else you're liable to be stoned

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Bloody hell, they force drugs into you

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I've heard all sorts of stories about Larkhall and a ban on green

Curly

Was it you who insisted the blue then?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/scottishnews/1872324/.html

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Yes indeedy sir! Still makes me laugh though.

p.s Did you know that the Larkhall ASDA had to paint their sign BLUE??

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/scottish-town-where-green-is-beyond-the-pale-981747.html



fackin bawbags

It was muted to be Blue, but why would Asda change the colour of their logo just to satisfy bigots? It's not true.

Read somewhere they have the highest bill of any council in the UK for replacing traffic light lenses. The vast majority of which happen to be the green ones
Guess the are down to a poor aim

Setting grass on fire

others

No one has a heard a frog in 140 years

"Read somewhere they have the highest bill of any council in the UK for replacing traffic light lenses. The vast majority of which happen to be the green ones"
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The council looked into this and it happens in a lot of places.

The reason the green lights get broken more often is that they're easier to reach.

i actually stay in a village a few miles from larkhall remember once many years ago going for an indian takeaway with my dad he placed the order gave me a quid for the sweet shop n went for a pint i walked into the pub later and got confronted by a few guys they immediatley asked wat team we supported i piped up hamilton accies (they were good at the time) the relief on the old mans face was noticeable latter found out that could have been a nasty sitation

So its the dwarf bigot capitol then

"The reason the green lights get broken more often is that they're easier to reach."

Aye - that auld chesnut!

The 'Subway' one is true, they changed the background to black. How sad is that.

i actually stay in a village a few miles from larkhall remember once many years ago going for an indian takeaway with my dad he placed the order gave me a quid for the sweet shop n went for a pint i walked into the pub later and got confronted by a few guys they immediatley asked wat team we supported i piped up hamilton accies (they were good at the time) the relief on the old mans face was noticeable latter found out that could have been a nasty sitation
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aye because that could only happen in larkhall ffs

we also have kentucky blue grass

atleast we don't have a grotto, now that is embarassing

Sounds like a forward thinking place

I dunno how some people get themselves through the day.

Are you from larkhall TRFC?

aye Chuman

Are you from larkhall TRFC?
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No but his carer is.

"atleast we don't have a grotto, now that is embarassing "

No Santa at Xmas?