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Old ones are the best Genius

Brummie................................Old ones are the best Genius



That's me!!!

Aaahhh the nostalgia

GG

Nostalgia or is it nausea??

One for your collection Genius!!!

Vicar goes for tea at the local farm, the farmers wife has put a lovely meal on and the farmer, his wife and the vicar are enjoying their meal.

The farmers son then bursts into the kitchen shouting "Dad, dad, the bulls broken through the gate and he's fecking the Brown cow".

The vicar is obviously embarrassed so the farmer drags his offspring out of the room and says, "Son when we have the vicar round for tea you don't rush in shouting things like that out - the vicars really embarrassed"

"What am I supposed to say then dad", replies the son.
Say something like "The Bulls broken through the gate and suprised the Brown cow son"

"Ok dad I'll remember that" says the young would be farmer!

The following week the vicar is round for tea again, when in runs the farmers son shouting "Dad, dad, the Bulls broken through the gate and suprised the Brown cow".

"Oh has he son" says the farmer proudly at his sons new found sense of decorum.

"Yes dad - he's fecking the white one"

That was a fairly disappointing end to what started off as a promising joke.

i thought it was going to be something like the milkman's surprised mummy.

i thought it was a good joke. made me laugh anyway

as did the OP's

I was referring to GG's joke. I can't be bothered to read BB's.

GG - It might be old, but its a good one

....whilst we are on about old ones...

My brother took being sent to Jail really badly, He refused all offers of food an drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own $hit.

after that we never played Monopoly ever again...

oddiY...................................

Too subtle for you anyway JNR

it was a good one that brummie.

Quite old as well Elvis - but still one of my favourites!

Always wondered how you get a battleship into a Jail though OddiY

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Genius

Brummie

I just got back from the blindfold joshing championships. No idea where I came.

Next weekend I'm entering the world erection championships - I imagine I'll be up against some pretty stiff competition.

(Not that I'm worried, I've never suffered from erectile disfunction - touch wood).

I just got back from the blindfold joshing championships. No idea where I came.
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i dont think ive understood the significance of it being a joshing contest, but laughed nonetheless at the blindfold reference.

Of course not ACE

I have kleptomania - when it gets bad I take something for it!

I had a fight with a masseuse yesterday. He was rubbing me up the wrong way.

I didn't do very well at this years world impotence championships. It was a bit too hard.