Best joke..................................
Its you !! red indian
Where does the England cricket team stay when they are on an away tour to South Africa?????
At their parents' home of course.
The biggest joke is the english born indian and pakistani fans booing england players.. and the english born Indian fans on here who go on and on about the England cricket team in a bad light, such as how cook as gone back to his normal standard and how England fans who think England batsmen are any good..
This one is for your clown that opens the batting
First baller
The batsmen strolled up to the crease and carefully took guard. He looked round the field, noting the position of each player.
With great elegance, he patted down several invisible bumps on the pitch and at last signalled that he was ready to accept the first delivery.
The ball came and uprooted the middle stump.
"What a shame," said the wicket-keeper. "Just as you were getting set!"
India:
The standard of batting in the Indian side was very low. Even at the net practice, they couldn't hit a thing. Finally, the captain rushed forward and grabbed the bat.
'Now bowl me some fast ones!' he yelled. Six fast balls came down in quick succession and the captain missed them all. Not to be put off he glared at the team and shouted,
'Now that's what you're all doing. Get in there and hit them!'
jimmy andersen bowled a 90mph straight delivery to sachin tendulkar..that would send the middle stump flying..
but,
tendulkar turned away from the ball..and surprisingly,,defying the odds,,incredible happened....the ball stopped and dropped infront of tendulkar.....
...
...
guess what happened???
the god farted..
What is the difference between the England Cricket Team and my girlfriend?
She actually puts up a decent fight before "going down".
so it proved to the world,,that tendulkar aka god of cricket doesnt need a bat,,but a fa.t is enough to defend the english bowling....
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Best 1.2billion jokes..........
1.2billion indians!!!!!! Not one decent fast bowler in years......
these bowlers has enough of what is needed to tame this current complacent english batting line up
What is the difference between the England Cricket Team and my girlfriend?
She actually puts up a decent fight before "going down".
========================================
Best joke of the day/week/month.
Not the joke itself, but the young poster who has quite obviously never seen a woman naked.
Oh yes, the internet doesnt count
What is the difference between the England Cricket Team and my girlfriend?
She actually puts up a decent fight before "going down".
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Literally one of the most cringeworthy comments i've ever read. Obviously its not true and your a virgin whos never touched a real women. But why would you think its funny that you girlfriend 'puts up a fight' it makes you sound a bit like a rapist.
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posted on 30/7/11
Best joke..................................
Its you !! red indian
posted on 30/7/11
Where does the England cricket team stay when they are on an away tour to South Africa?????
At their parents' home of course.
posted on 30/7/11
The biggest joke is the english born indian and pakistani fans booing england players.. and the english born Indian fans on here who go on and on about the England cricket team in a bad light, such as how cook as gone back to his normal standard and how England fans who think England batsmen are any good..
posted on 30/7/11
best joke of all
cricket
posted on 30/7/11
This one is for your clown that opens the batting
First baller
The batsmen strolled up to the crease and carefully took guard. He looked round the field, noting the position of each player.
With great elegance, he patted down several invisible bumps on the pitch and at last signalled that he was ready to accept the first delivery.
The ball came and uprooted the middle stump.
"What a shame," said the wicket-keeper. "Just as you were getting set!"
posted on 30/7/11
India:
The standard of batting in the Indian side was very low. Even at the net practice, they couldn't hit a thing. Finally, the captain rushed forward and grabbed the bat.
'Now bowl me some fast ones!' he yelled. Six fast balls came down in quick succession and the captain missed them all. Not to be put off he glared at the team and shouted,
'Now that's what you're all doing. Get in there and hit them!'
posted on 30/7/11
jimmy andersen bowled a 90mph straight delivery to sachin tendulkar..that would send the middle stump flying..
but,
tendulkar turned away from the ball..and surprisingly,,defying the odds,,incredible happened....the ball stopped and dropped infront of tendulkar.....
...
...
guess what happened???
the god farted..
posted on 30/7/11
What is the difference between the England Cricket Team and my girlfriend?
She actually puts up a decent fight before "going down".
posted on 30/7/11
so it proved to the world,,that tendulkar aka god of cricket doesnt need a bat,,but a fa.t is enough to defend the english bowling....
posted on 30/7/11
Comment deleted by Article Creator
posted on 30/7/11
Best 1.2billion jokes..........
1.2billion indians!!!!!! Not one decent fast bowler in years......
posted on 30/7/11
these bowlers has enough of what is needed to tame this current complacent english batting line up
posted on 30/7/11
What is the difference between the England Cricket Team and my girlfriend?
She actually puts up a decent fight before "going down".
========================================
Best joke of the day/week/month.
Not the joke itself, but the young poster who has quite obviously never seen a woman naked.
Oh yes, the internet doesnt count
posted on 31/7/11
What is the difference between the England Cricket Team and my girlfriend?
She actually puts up a decent fight before "going down".
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Literally one of the most cringeworthy comments i've ever read. Obviously its not true and your a virgin whos never touched a real women. But why would you think its funny that you girlfriend 'puts up a fight' it makes you sound a bit like a rapist.
posted on 31/7/11
who likes cricket?
noone
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