The old banana in a johnny straight up the ar s e is an old classic, if not too subtle...

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Why the jonny?

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The old banana in a johnny straight up the ar s e is an old classic, if not too subtle

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I'm glad you were not involved in my stag party.
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Moist - jesus wept!

I'm glad to say I've never been involved with a stag do like that!

Fancy dress punishments; on-stage with strippers; a few dares and drinking punishments are about as far as we've gone. To be honest, I'm pretty happy with that!

Racist

Reported

What type of stag were you at?

Ps. Moist- maybe I shouldn't have said anything goes

I'm glad you were not involved in my stag party.

- It beats paintballing in Suffolk.
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Ps. Moist- maybe I shouldn't have said anything goes

- Yeah maybe. To be honest the old banana trick is pretty standard and I'm surprised at the timidity of some of you lot. Fair play though...

PS, The johnny is purely for health and cleanliness reasons. Some bananas are washed with pesticides not made for exposure to the inside of a human an us.
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Why the jonny?

Don't money spiders lay eggs at the end of a banana?

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I love that people who shove fruit up other peoples a55es are concerned about pesitcides and money spiders.

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Not all of us are monsters!

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go organic and you won't regret it.

slides right in.

get him leggless - put him to bed and when he is sleeping put a Mars bar down his boxers. He will have moment of fear when he wakes up and it has melted!

Yoghurt in a condom and left hanging in his ass when he sleeps. When he wakes up, he'll be silent for hours. He'll never bring the topic up but you can casually hint at it laughing your head of before eventually telling him when he's at breaking point.

I think this is why I have no friends.

Snickers works best,got nuts in it.

Handcuff a midget to your mate is always a good one

Yoghurt in a condom and left hanging in his ass when he sleeps.
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That's more like it! Gotta push it in deep though to make it convincing, use the blunt end of a pen if you're funny about sticking it up their with a digit.

Snickers works best,got nuts in it.

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As long as he is not allergic

comment by Moistthighs (U3249)
posted 59 seconds ago
Yoghurt in a condom and left hanging in his ass when he sleeps.
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That's more like it! Gotta push it in deep though to make it convincing, use the blunt end of a pen if you're funny about sticking it up their with a digit.
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Also, get somebody else to do it. That's my tip.

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