Exactly Maestro

Ronaldo is coming back. It's gonna happen. I feel it in my balls.

You've missed Bale out of the list Maestro

No, Bale is going to Real to take the place of Ronaldo while Neymar joins them as well to be their new superstar (although IMO Bale will be the real superstar)

If he does go to Madrid - I guarantee someone runs with the headline Bale Madrid - you heard it here first.

As much as I'd love to believe it, Ronaldo is not coming back. Not this summer anyway.

What will happen is we'll buy average players, fans will complain about how rubbish they are before they've even played and that we should have gone for "enter over-hyped name here". We will win the league again proving us all wrong. Giggs will have a poor start to the season with everyone questioning his ability then he'll have some match-winning performances that will change our minds blah blah blah and we'll then all be praising Fergie for his shrewdness and how we knew it would all work out!

Jeremy Kyle

You may just be onto something there

Jay - When it happens I shall credit it to you.

Have you witnessed a more dire wing performance than Tony V's yesterday?

I dare you to find one.
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you obviously never watched Ralf Milne

To be fair, the reason Valencia looked bad in the second half was because every time he had to ball, he tried to run forward, then got crowded out because there was never a pass on for him ^