I'm joking mex
If Im still 'active' by the time I'm 53 that would be an achievement
Nearing my 20th soon

id have said the same jay, while laughing my head off

Yeah, such nice guys you lot Took me a while to see the funny side of it. Wasn't til after I had all the bandages off really and my face had healed. First day back at work there had been a new guy, never met him before and he doesn't introduce himself, he just says "You're that lad that blew himself up aint ya?"

Jay can I ask how you did it.

Kent spur
Peep > Inbetweeners by far

No you can't

I was cleaning my brand new computer, that I'd put together myself 3 months earlier, with compressed air. I then left it 2 minutes, then turned it on. And it fecking blew up. As in, kaboom. Took out 2 walls, a window & frame, the ceiling and left a ring of scorch marks/melted stuff around it.

Computer is completely fine, all stuff in my room completely undamaged, just there are no walls there anymore. I got burns on both arms, a bit on my face. And a line across my fecking ar se somehow, which defies all logic and laws of physics.

First day back at work there had been a new guy, never met him before and he doesn't introduce himself, he just says "You're that lad that blew himself up aint ya?"
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Chambers

That is such an amazing anecdote

Did I forget to mention the terrorist plot, the sharks and how I saved the world in that story too Needs a bit of spice to it Otherwise I just seem like a moron.

It blew up because of a series of extremely rare circumstances. Chances are like 1 in a billion and I've never heard of anything else like it happening

Got one tiny scar and that is it!

Over-rated things - Jays Computer Cleaning service.

Oh and the bus of children, and all of those scantily clad damsels that had to repay me for my bravery

Not uncommon for an explosion from compressed air to be fair. Apparently you can't hold the can the other way around to release gas?

Bet he made up this story to deflect away from his shambles of a love life

Was a bit weird climbing over my wall to get down the stairs to get in the cold shower, then noticing the window in the back garden.

My love life is abysmal since I finished uni Chambers! Didn't go back to my home town, instead moved closer to London! So I don't know anyone else down here just yet. Also quite hard to pull while you're living with with your dad

Moving out in the next few months when they finally settle on my new contract.

isnt your dad a good wing man?

He's old enough to be my dad...! You really think I need him telling people about that time his retar ded son blew his house up? Or the numerous other embarrassing times in my life

Anyway, finally time for me to go home! Either try and find somewhere to watch the derby, or failing that, radio, and failing that, BBC text stream/Match thread! Stupid lack of fecking internet.

1. Movie
2. Food
3. Comedian
4. TV programme
5. Football player
6. Football manager
7. Car
8. Woman
...............

1. Ali
2.Mexican
3.Lee Evans
4.Mrs Browns Boys
5.Jamie Carragher
6.Roberto Mancini
7.VW Polo
8.Emma Watson
9.Tattoos
10. Attending a football match
11.Dancing

Emma Watson is overrated how?

1. Movie
2. Food
3. Comedian
4. TV programme
5. Football player
6. Football manager
7. Car
8. Woman

................................

1.Skyfall it was crap!!
2.Anything with Pasta
3.Michael MciNTYRE
4.Any reality programme(Except BGT)
5.Ade
6.Arry
7.Bentley
8.Katie Price

UTV

1. Movie - Any Harry Potter movie. they are awful
2. Food - Christmas Turkey...no thanks
3. Comedian - John Bishop, all he has is a Scouse accent
4. TV programme - Big bang theory, if not for the fit blonde it would have been pulled after 1 season
5. Football player - Iniesta
6. Football manager - Rafa Benitez
7. Car - Honda Civic, about 7 of my mates have them and they can't get laid
8. Woman - Beyonce

andy grays

good article mate things quiet everywhere