Yes, weather is improving, pre season starts shortly, our pre season tour is only 3 weeks (ish) away, it's festival season and I have a euro tour on my motorike starting on Saturday.

Were you really voted the #1 most positive poeter on JA606? I demand a re-count.

Dad to his 16 y/o son: "son i want you to take this £20 and i awant you to go out and come back a man"

Son: "ok dad, sure"

So the son goes out and bumps into his nan on the way..

Nan: "what are you doing out so late dear?"

Son: dad gave me this £20 and told me to come back a man"

Nan: "you put your money away dear, i'll do that for you"

So the nan and her grandson go back to hers and get it on and the son returns to his dad.

Son : "dad i'm back"

Dad: "are you a man now?"

Son: "Yep, and i have change"

Son gives his dad back the £20.

Dad: "what's this i thought i told you to find a prozzie"

Son: "nan did it for me dad"

Dad: "WHAT!? YOU FURKED MY MUM?!"

Son: "yeah well its only fair, you furked mine"

JFDI



It was last year

Where are you going on your eurotrip? would love to do that.. did a mini one through belgium, holland, germany and france!

No football on telly ??

We currently have many of the best players in the world on show in Brazil for the Confederations Cup.

There has been som fantastic games with loads of goals so if you´re not watching it then you´re missing out quite frankly.

Wednesday and Thursday night are the semis between Brazil v Uruguay and then Spain v Italy which should both be fantastic games.

Hopefully we get a Brazil v Spain Final which will top off what has been an excellent and very enjoyable tournament.

Superb

Yea you're right! Would love a Brazil Spain final, hoping for a good world cup too

I just thought of something that may make you laugh,

When I was about 5 I had a hamster...... and called him Peter Beardsley..... I wasn't a Newcastle fan and I still don't really know why I called him that

If the football and games in the World Cup are half as good as we´ve seen so far in the Confederations Cup then it´s going to be a very memorable World Cup

When I was about 5 I had a hamster...... and called him Peter Beardsley

---------------------------------------------------

Was he minging as well ??

a little bit, he looked alright till he bit a monkey nut and cracked his jaw

Ouch, did he recover from that ?

yea... my cousin put him in my sisters barbie car and pushed him down the stairs....

my cousin put him in my sisters barbie car and pushed him down the stairs

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So I´m assuming he died after that ?

I´ve got a good joke:

Spurs

Spurs

Surprisingly he didn't! but he didn't look in a good state... I think back now and should have stopped him, I didn't know what he was doing and before i knew it.. he was a gone

I am travelling down the french belgium border first day and we stop near Sedan. Day takes us into Germany near Baden Baden and we ride through the Black Forest on the B500. Day 3 we nip over to Munich, day 4 we head south again to the Stelvio Pass in Italy. The nextday we head back up to Switzerland and ride a few of their passes ending up in Chamonix, day 6 sees us head up though France on route on route to Normandy, we have an overnight stop at Nevers, near Magny Courts (racetrack to visit) then the last couple of days will be spent in Normandy. Whole trip roughly 2,000 miles.

Must have missed Mikel dazzling skills against Spain and his lovely goal against Uruguay in the Confederation cup. A competition to remember even Nick was proud of Mikel's goal.

Mikel may just have played himself into JM plans for next season with that performance yesterday

To be honest I´ve been really annoyed watching Mikel play for Nigeria.

This is not the same player we see at Chelsea and I have a theory that Mikel has a twin brother.

The crap Mikel twin plays for Chelsea while the really good Mikel twin lives in semi-retirement in Nigeria and only comes out to play for his country.

Note how the good Mikel twin has slightly shorter hair than the Mikel twin that plays for Chelsea

JFDI

That sounds awesome!

Cheers, I can't wait till Friday, I will be getting the bike ready for my 04:30 start on Saturday

What bike do you have?

Suzuki GSXR 1000 (k6 if you really wnat to be precise)

One of these, this is very simillar to mine as it has a Yoshimura after market can on, just like mine.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=suzuki+gsxr+1000+k6&FORM=HDRSC2#view=detail&id=3773F0F4E3AC16AB533A93FF2B52DA9598BED8FA&selectedIndex=4