I read that today. How can there be a market for that product. A captive market and that, but come on.
Precisely, not only is a car key potentially weaponry, it's entirely redundant WTF
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They can't ban them, just because the prion services fail to perform they're duties properly!
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Yeah but as the op said why are they allowed car keys!
Surely the guards are going to smell a rat when wee jamsie the junkie who's locked up for stealing bacon out the spar is strolling about with the key to a Bentley or a Porsche
They shouldn't have anything, they're there to be punished!!!!!!!!
To Strasbourg. After a tough day in the Shawshank laundry, Cushelle loo rolls are a basic human right.
FFS
Gie the cants the phone oot Dom Joly's programme an see how they get on bankin' that fùcker
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Small enough to stick somewhere maybe
comment by Carefree since 1988 (U12148)
posted 18 seconds ago
Small enough to stick somewhere maybe
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Choking hazard in a prison. What next.
They're also banning phones that are rubbery to the touch and shaped like a 12 inch boaby.
Those pesky prisoners will stick anything up their hoop to beat the system...
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comment by Curly - Ryder Cup AND Masters Predictor Champ, where do I get ma orange jacket? (U1103)
posted 1 minute ago
Is anyone else worried about the fact that prisoners are allowed car keys?
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Not really, unless someone is also smuggling in a car
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Something must have driven them to it?
Prisoners should get f-all, the should get a bed and food and that should be it.
comment by Keny's cruciate (U8919)
posted 21 seconds ago
Prisoners should get f-all, the should get a bed and food and that should be it.
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And a cell mate that loves you.
Not really, unless someone is also smuggling in a car
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Something must have driven them to it?
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Get out
They're going to smuggle it in 1 piece at a time inside various prisoners
They're going to smuggle it in 1 piece at a time inside various prisoners
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Steering wheel? That is gonna look suspicious.
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The barman looks at him curiously and says, ''Buddy, you know you got a steering wheel shoved down your pants?'' The man answers, ''Yeah, I know! It's been driving me nuts all day.''
Admin - One more of those and I'm gonna go Nelson Mandela on your ass - Overthrow you, take the hotseat and fvckin ban you forever
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UK to ban phones that look like car keys
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posted on 22/8/13
I read that today. How can there be a market for that product. A captive market and that, but come on.
posted on 22/8/13
Precisely, not only is a car key potentially weaponry, it's entirely redundant WTF
posted on 22/8/13
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posted on 22/8/13
They can't ban them, just because the prion services fail to perform they're duties properly!
posted on 22/8/13
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posted on 22/8/13
Yeah but as the op said why are they allowed car keys!
posted on 22/8/13
Surely the guards are going to smell a rat when wee jamsie the junkie who's locked up for stealing bacon out the spar is strolling about with the key to a Bentley or a Porsche
posted on 22/8/13
They shouldn't have anything, they're there to be punished!!!!!!!!
posted on 22/8/13
To Strasbourg. After a tough day in the Shawshank laundry, Cushelle loo rolls are a basic human right.
posted on 22/8/13
FFS
Gie the cants the phone oot Dom Joly's programme an see how they get on bankin' that fùcker
posted on 22/8/13
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posted on 22/8/13
posted on 22/8/13
Small enough to stick somewhere maybe
posted on 22/8/13
comment by Carefree since 1988 (U12148)
posted 18 seconds ago
Small enough to stick somewhere maybe
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Choking hazard in a prison. What next.
posted on 22/8/13
They're also banning phones that are rubbery to the touch and shaped like a 12 inch boaby.
Those pesky prisoners will stick anything up their hoop to beat the system...
posted on 22/8/13
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posted on 22/8/13
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posted on 22/8/13
comment by Curly - Ryder Cup AND Masters Predictor Champ, where do I get ma orange jacket? (U1103)
posted 1 minute ago
Is anyone else worried about the fact that prisoners are allowed car keys?
++++
Not really, unless someone is also smuggling in a car
-------------------
Something must have driven them to it?
posted on 22/8/13
Prisoners should get f-all, the should get a bed and food and that should be it.
posted on 22/8/13
You need a mon-tage
posted on 22/8/13
comment by Keny's cruciate (U8919)
posted 21 seconds ago
Prisoners should get f-all, the should get a bed and food and that should be it.
------------------------
And a cell mate that loves you.
posted on 22/8/13
Not really, unless someone is also smuggling in a car
-------------------
Something must have driven them to it?
--
Get out
They're going to smuggle it in 1 piece at a time inside various prisoners
posted on 22/8/13
They're going to smuggle it in 1 piece at a time inside various prisoners
---------------------
Steering wheel? That is gonna look suspicious.
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The barman looks at him curiously and says, ''Buddy, you know you got a steering wheel shoved down your pants?'' The man answers, ''Yeah, I know! It's been driving me nuts all day.''
posted on 22/8/13
Admin
posted on 22/8/13
Admin - One more of those and I'm gonna go Nelson Mandela on your ass - Overthrow you, take the hotseat and fvckin ban you forever
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