Kam you want Cardozo for qpr mate

Title: Big Manager News

Article: It has been revealed by sources close to the club that Arsenal's Chief Executive Ivan Gazidis and Chairman Sir Chips Keswick will be speaking to the Former Swansea Manager Michael Laudrup.

Earlier this month Arsenal suffered a 6-0 defeat to title rivals Chelsea followed by a draw at home to both Swansea and Manchester City. This has put Arsene Wenger's future in doubt after claims that he does not plan to sign his new contract.

As Wenger sent out a club spokesman to say he had already boarded the coach, Mourinho could be found reflecting on the first "10 amazing minutes", expressing faux outrage that 2-0 after seven minutes could not become "20-0 after 70 minutes".

Ever since Jose Mourinho named Arsene as a 'specialist of failure' the form of Arsenal has dropped with a notable 5-1 defeat at Liverpool. Since Wenger is yet to sign a new contract, it has put fear into the Arsenal board that there is a distinct possibility that Wenger may chose to leave or retire. As a result, the board have taken the opportunity to search for a possible replacement with the first talks going to Michael Laudrup.

Laudrup recently had some problems with the Swansea board over his dismissal from the club. Laudrup claimed he was sacked by email, hours after being told his job was safe and shaking hands with chairman Huw Jenkins.

"It happened just a few hours after we shook hands and, of course, I'm very, very confused," said Laudrup.

The Dane admitted he had disagreements with Jenkins and said he had to wait nine days before receiving an official letter explaining the decision.
Laudrup says he has still not been allowed to speak to his former players, but has written to them.

However this has not prevented the Arsenal board from hiring Mr Laudrup, who they believe holds the right attributes to succeed Arsene Wenger and to help push them towards the Premier League title next season.

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It's a bit obvious isn't it haha

Some peeps will fall for it I bet ya

sorry back now...just pranked a colleague but she didnt see the funny side

Vicars aren't meant to prank

OMG OMG OMG

IVE JUST BEEN SENT AN EMAIL SAYING IVE WON ONE MILLION DOLLARS. I KNOW IT AINT POUNDS BUT STILL A LOT OF MONEY HERE.

ALL I GOT TO DO IS SEND THIS NIGERIAN WEBSITE MY BANK DETAILS AND WHERE I LIVE AND IT WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO ME WITHIN A MATTER OF DAYS

comment by Perfect Cell (U9880) posted 7 minutes ago
Vicars aren't meant to prank

for 2000 years we've be preaching about a dude that doesn't exist

Imagine if we found a missing bible page and it said April fools

was tempted by Henderson I know he struggled at Liverpool last season but he's been quality this year

He has definitely improved.

hes a tidy player but better than Alonso?

No way near better than Alonso

Alonso still dominates the midfield.
Class act that Spaniard

yer he is... I like his passing range...he's my Pirlo

Evening

Not a bad performance considering. Should be an interesting second leg with the suspensions. Plus I've heard Thiago is out injured too.

How do Park

If I went 4-2-4. Would Fernandinho and Marchisio be enough as the 2? Also Isco LW?

comment by Tino - JA's Vicar (U2087)
posted 5 minutes ago
How do Park

If I went 4-2-4. Would Fernandinho and Marchisio be enough as the 2? Also Isco LW?
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Depends if Rex actually tries to play Matic/Iniesta/Silva in the smae midfield, if he does then you've got a chance, if not then it might be a bit lacking.

Then again Fernandinho does it for City It's if you trust Marchisio to do the Yaya role well enough.

comment by Hands Up For a Filthy Drop (U7889)
posted 5 minutes ago
Bayern will have some youth player better than Fellaini lol
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He was dire tonight And he let Schweinsteiger run for their goal. If you're already coming in for stick having made a dubious transfer, you do not play so incredibly lazily. I can accept him not playing well if it looked like he was making an effort, I wouldn't like it but I could accept it. He's coupling poor performances with laziness, really riles me.

Oh and Rex, Boateng