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posted on 10/8/11

The fast lane of the motorway is a good place to practice your emergency stops.

posted on 10/8/11

"If you run down someone, make sure you reverse to finish them off"

Bonus points if you do this to a pet or relative of your driving instructor

posted on 10/8/11

Grass verges are known as Green Routes.

posted on 10/8/11

A zebra crossing path is actually a virtual duck shooting game where your car is the gun.

posted on 10/8/11

On the motorway you may find that most of the other car users are driving towards you. Don't worry, they are all wrong and you are going the right way

posted on 10/8/11

Awareness of other road users - when another driver makes a mistake, wind down your window and inform them. Bonus points awarded for swearing and originality

posted on 10/8/11

If your car isn't fitted with a sun-roof, DVLA protocol allows you to remove your windscreen.

posted on 10/8/11

Slowing creeping around schools is considered friendly

posted on 10/8/11

posted on 10/8/11

Never leave a parked car unattended in Liverpool.

posted on 10/8/11

If you see Helen walking around, roll down the window and

comment by ● (U4443)

posted on 10/8/11

One way streets are ideal for practising 3 point turns.

posted on 10/8/11

Park over 2 spaces in a car park to make sure you have more room to open your doors

posted on 10/8/11

Never ever let a woman overtake you

posted on 10/8/11

If a police car turns on it's siren - That is considered a challenge, he is challenging you to try and escape him

posted on 10/8/11

A pedestrian only zone is a good place to test the acceleration of your car.

posted on 10/8/11

If you are stuck at a crossing waiting for an old lady to cross the road, rev your engine, it speeds them up

posted on 10/8/11

If an ambulance is behind you with it's siren on, it means he wants you to slow down and park infront on him. The ambulance may try and overtake you, again this is considered a challenge and your aim is to stop him

posted on 10/8/11

If in doubt, accelerate.

posted on 10/8/11

If a car in front of you is indicating left or right, this is the side of said vehicle you must overtake him from.

posted on 10/8/11

If you're ever stuck in rush hour traffic and in the vicinity of any of the emergency services, call 999 to report a problem at your address, then simply follow them home.

posted on 10/8/11

Any women of the night required to be picked up. you will fail if you don't but get extra points for ugliness

comment by ● (U4443)

posted on 10/8/11

Being overtaken should be considered a direct attack on your manhood. Either take him over or take him out.

posted on 10/8/11

Start you engine, dont just sit there making "Vrooom Vroooooom" noises

posted on 10/8/11

if you ever use the brake it will shock you. Do not under any circumstances use it.

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