comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 16 minutes ago
Long reply chains about fish ffs.

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My apologies, was football related in a way I guess as I was eating between games

I watched the Liverpool v Arsenal match tonight and it was good. I appreciated the goals but also the tactics from both sides. Liverpool came out on top for me on most aspects. Please don't ban me

Has anyone seen the disgraceful fixtures for this week? United have only played three games in total this season so are already way behind everyone else in terms of getting up to speed. Since we last played a week ago, we will have only have played Brighton away between our opening game and facing Spurs on Sunday (and someone crap in the cup). That is not enough match practice.

Meanwhile Spurs are getting to play Thursday, then Sunday, then Tuesday, then Thursday, all before they play us on Sunday. They will be far more up to match speed than us who will only have played 3 teams all season.

It will be a miracle if we beat Spurs on Sunday as we will not be as up to speed as them. Disgrace.

Must be some sort of Premier League complaint form you can fill in for this...

I'll look into it

I'll have my people look into it I meant...far too menial a task for me obv's

Barry Grady has a point

comment by Phenom - least knowledgeable spurs ... (U20037)
posted 2 minutes ago
Barry Grady has a point
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yeah..but look at the time he takes making it...I mean jeez...

time stands still for such a strong stance

looks like DJ pun-ished some people on hear last nite

Why what happened 4skin

dunno man, just reed back a few pages.

Kitty isn’t permanently banned is she?

comment by 4star (U22472)
posted 9 minutes ago
dunno man, just reed back a few pages.
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Just did, Igor deservedly banned for the pizza comment

comment by Pranks, snitching & bitching. It's what I do (U22336)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by 4star (U22472)
posted 9 minutes ago
dunno man, just reed back a few pages.
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Just did, Igor deservedly banned for the pizza comment
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true

RIP i Igor I wanna run to u can’t believe wot did happen

When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody puns sometimes
Sometimes everything is wrong
Now it's time to sing along
When your day is night alone (hold on)
(Hold on) if you feel like letting go (hold on)
If you think you've had too much
Of this life
Well, hang on
'Cause everybody puns
Take comfort in your puns
Everybody puns
Don't throw your hand
Oh, no
Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone
No, no, no, you're not alone
If you're on your own
In this life
The days and nights are long
When you think you've had too much
Of this life
To hang on
Well, everybody puns sometimes
Everybody cries
And everybody puns sometimes
And everybody puns sometimes
So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Everybody puns
You are not alone

Say your prayers, little pun
Don't forget, my son
To include everyone

I tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the Punman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Punner, Punnerland!

Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy puns tonight
And they aren't of Snow White

Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of DJ that will bite

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Punner, Punnerland!

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the Lord my puns to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the Lord my puns to take

Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the puns under your bed
In your closet, in your head

Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Punner, Punnerland!

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Puns the way I do, about you now
Backbeat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Puns the way I do about you now
And all the Puns we have to pun are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many puns that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how
Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my punderwall
Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Puns the way I do, about you now
And all the puns that lead you there are winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many puns that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my punderwall
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my punderwall
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
you're gonna be the one that saves me
you're gonna be the one that saves me

I can't light no more of your darkness
All my puns seem to fade to black and white
I'm growing tired and time stands still before me
Frozen here on the ladder of my life
It's much too late to save myself from punning
I took a chance and changed your way of life
But you misread my meaning when I met you
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
Don't let the pun go down on me
Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to punder free, oh
But losing everything is like the pun going down on me
I can't find
Oh, the right romantic line
But see me once and see the way I feel
Don't discard me, baby don't
Just because you think I mean, you harm
(Just because you think I mean you harm, oh)
But these puns I have (puns I have)
They need love (they need love, they need love)
To help them heal
Oh, don't let the pun go down on me
Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to punder free, oh
'Cause losing everything is like the pun going down on me
Don't let the pun go down on me
Although I search myself, it's always someone else that I see, yeah
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to punder free baby, oh
'Cause losing everything is like the pun going down on me

forza lad

one 4 the Celtic fans;

When you walk through a storm
Hold your puns up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm
There's a golden pun
And the sweet silver pun of a lark
Pun on through the wind
Pun on through the rain
Though your puns be tossed and blown
Pun on, pun on
With puns in your heart
And you'll never pun alone
You'll never pun alone
Pun on, pun on
With puns in your heart
And you'll never pun alone
You'll never pun alone

Ffs

WTF is this sh!te

Beautiful.

Just seen the spurs side, mourinho doesn’t wanna win going by that team but also wants to look like he’s trying to win despite wanting to lose.

comment by Andy Carrot (U2440)
posted 51 seconds ago
Beautiful.

Just seen the spurs side, mourinho doesn’t wanna win going by that team but also wants to look like he’s trying to win despite wanting to lose.
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Isnt this one of his favourite cups ?