WTF is the deluded one talking about now

Punderful Life

Here I go out to sea again
The sunshine fills my hair
And puns hang in the air
Puns in the sky and in my blue eyes
You know it feels unfair
There's pungic everywhere
Look at me punniing
Here on my own again
Up straight in the sunshine
No need to pun and hide
It's a punderful, punderful life
No need to laugh and cry
It's a punderful, punderful life
The puns in your eyes
The heat is in your hair
They seem to hate you
Because you're there
And I need a friend, oh I need a friend
To make me happy
Not stand there on my own
Look at me punning
Here on my own again
Up straight in the sunshine
No need to pun and hide
It's a punderful, punderful life
No need to laugh and cry
It's a punderful, punderful life

🐟

a little present from Pun;

Here comes the Pun, doo da doo doo
Here comes the Pun, and I say
It's all right

Little darling, it's been a long cold Punless winter
Little darling, it feels like years since Pun's been here
Here comes the Pun, do, dun, do, do
Here comes the Pun, and I say
It's all right

Little darling, the smile's returning to their faces
Little darling, it seems like years since Pun's been here

Here comes the Pun, do, dun, do, do
Here comes the Pun, and I say
It's all right

Pun, Pun, Pun, here it comes
Pun, Pun, Pun, here it comes
Pun, Pun, Pun, here it comes
Pun, Pun, Pun, here it comes
Pun, Pun, Pun, here it comes

Pun to the Siren

Long afloat on punless oceans
I did all my best to pun
'Til your punning eyes and fingers
Drew me punning to your isle
And you sang
Pun to me
Pun to me
Let me enpun you
Here I am
Here I am
Waiting to pun you
Did I dream you punned about me?
Were you here when I was punned out
Now my foolish boat is leaning
Broken lovelorn on your rocks
For you sing, "Pun me not, pun me not, come back tomorrow
Oh my heart, Oh my heart puns from the sorrow"
Well I'm as puzzled as the newborn child
I'm as riddled as the tide
Should I pun amid the breakers?
Or should I lie with death, my bride?
Hear me sing, "Pun to me, pun to me, let me enpun you
Here I am, here I am, waiting to pun you"

Can we stop this non related football crap?

comment by Gunnerthru (U6675)
posted 1 minute ago
Can we stop this non related football crap?
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yer

sure will Punnerthru, sorry.

Bale playing golf on his fone
Cant even be bothered to watch

Bale looking really focused on the game 😂😂

Lamela is really annoying

comment by Andy Carrot (U2440)
posted about a minute ago
Lamela is really annoying
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Cant believe he is for so long at Spurs. A thug.

Pamela again

He’ll get sent off tonight

comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted less than a minute ago
Pamela again
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Anderson?

comment by The Night King Returns Again (U20644)
posted 4 minutes ago
Bale playing golf on his fone
Cant even be bothered to watch
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Booking his tee times for the week!

Any goals

comment by Gunnerthru (U6675)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Andy Carrot (U2440)
posted about a minute ago
Lamela is really annoying
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Cant believe he is for so long at Spurs. A thug.
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thank god you were too young to have seen Graham Roberts stick Charlie Nicholas into the junior gunners at Highbury G T

God spurs fans must be depressed. What a way to set up at home against a make shift team

comment by Pranks, snitching & bitching. It's what I do (U22336)
posted about a minute ago
Any goals
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not yet

What sky channel dosent have the crowd noise

That spurs go marching in chant is facking annoying

It's on sky main event and sky football

That was another foul by lamela

Chelsea dont find the way to get into the box or behind Spurs defense so far. Spurs parking the bus at home.

Chelsea lacks ideas from midfield and directness.

comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 3 minutes ago
God spurs fans must be depressed. What a way to set up at home against a make shift team
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That’s what you do with so many games in such a short time.

Imagine Klopp would have a silly soundbite and the media would tongue his hairy hoop

Surprised Mourinho didn’t go for Hart tonight.

Oooph