My friend pees sitting down and he's an adult male

comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
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My friend pees sitting down and he's an adult male
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Your boyfriend?

comment by Barry Smith (U1734)
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My friend pees sitting down and he's an adult male
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Same. Facing the cistern

comment by Christopher (U20930)
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I think it's like 65% of men that wipe sitting down
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About right, we have seen the past few years that about a third of the population are complete and utter morons

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comment by Chelsea_badger (U22493)
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Trippier picked ahead of James. How can you leave James out for him? Why bother to select Reece and Chilwell at all, has just screwed us over for preseason.
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Without Trippier we've pretty much got no one on set pieces.

And Southgate is trying to win for England, not help Chelsea.
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We've scored a ton from set pieces without Trippier playing this tournament
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Really?
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A ton is exaggerating from me tbf, i think its 3
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Two of those were against Ukraine (I think}. You'd imagine a higher standard of dead ball ability will be needed against Chiellini and Bonucci.
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Maybe, but our overall plan shouldnt be relying on set pieces. I hope anyway.

Mount and Shaw are both good on corner delivery anyway. I hope Sterling doesnt take the direct free kick this time - literally never seen him take one before

I was sitting next to Stan Smith on centre court on Friday

Men who pee sitting down have probably drilled a glory hole in their bog door as well.

So my routine….

I pull off my trousers and pants
Sit front ways on the toilet facing the wall
Rest my arms and phone on the top of the cistern
💩 or pee
Stand up, place one leg on the toilet for leverage and wipe clean

comment by Shark Lives Matter #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
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So my routine….

I pull off my trousers and pants
Sit front ways on the toilet facing the wall
Rest my arms and phone on the top of the cistern
💩 or pee
Stand up, place one leg on the toilet for leverage and wipe clean
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And i am single

comment by Cinciwolf----FIGHT THE FIX----*England Euro 2020 champs(*denotes heavy fixing) (U11551)
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comment by Shark Lives Matter #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
posted less than a minute ago
So my routine….

I pull off my trousers and pants
Sit front ways on the toilet facing the wall
Rest my arms and phone on the top of the cistern
💩 or pee
Stand up, place one leg on the toilet for leverage and wipe clean
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And i am single
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Because of your routine?!

comment by Cinciwolf----FIGHT THE FIX----*England Euro 2020 champs(*denotes heavy fixing) (U11551)
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comment by Shark Lives Matter #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
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So my routine….

I pull off my trousers and pants
Sit front ways on the toilet facing the wall
Rest my arms and phone on the top of the cistern
💩 or pee
Stand up, place one leg on the toilet for leverage and wipe clean
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And i am single
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tbf, he probably does it in public toilets, with the door open

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Hard to argue against Djok being the GOAT
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Federer in his peak was superior.
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Federer's peak was arguably when there wasn't as much competition. Djok has matched Federer's number of slams with stronger competition around him. If he goes on to surpass their slam record it will be even harder to argue against it.
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IFed will always be GOAT in my mind because greatness is not a measurable parameter. Fed just felt better, and created spectacle that nobody else did. I didn't like dominant Federer, but when people rose up to challenge him it was insane, the level of play was out of this world.

Djokovic is like a machine. He's the reapers from mass effect, he's Smith vs. Neo, or Watson playing Kasparov. It is incredible a human can play how he does, but it's like he figured out the most high percentage way to dominate tennis and executed it like a freaking program. I think that costs him in becoming GOAT in everyone's hearts.
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For me Nadal is the greatest, biut an explanation of that delves into what I value most about good tennis.

I accept that if Djokovic overtakes them both on number of slams then he would be the GOAT.

Imagine losing the pace of Sancho/Saka against ageing defenders or the mastery of Grealish for Trippier?

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comment by Shark Lives Matter #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
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So my routine….

I pull off my trousers and pants
Sit front ways on the toilet facing the wall
Rest my arms and phone on the top of the cistern
💩 or pee
Stand up, place one leg on the toilet for leverage and wipe clean
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And i am single
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tbf, he probably does it in public toilets, with the door open
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Only open door when in a pub.

You should never be ashamed to poo in public

Normal people would use a bidet instead of having tiny bits of shiiit stuck in their bum hair until their next shower

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Normal people would use a bidet instead of having tiny bits of shiiit stuck in their bum hair until their next shower
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You don’t wax & bleach your bum hole?

No

comment by Constantinople (U11781)
posted 23 seconds ago
Normal people would use a bidet instead of having tiny bits of shiiit stuck in their bum hair until their next shower
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I keep myself completely shaved tbh

You should.

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comment by Constantinople (U11781)
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Normal people would use a bidet instead of having tiny bits of shiiit stuck in their bum hair until their next shower
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You don’t wax & bleach your bum hole?
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How many men do either?

Stand up, place one leg on the toilet for leverage and wipe clean
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rofl>

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comment by Shark Lives Matter #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
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So my routine….

I pull off my trousers and pants
Sit front ways on the toilet facing the wall
Rest my arms and phone on the top of the cistern
💩 or pee
Stand up, place one leg on the toilet for leverage and wipe clean
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And i am single
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tbf, he probably does it in public toilets, with the door open
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Only open door when in a pub.

You should never be ashamed to poo in public
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As if you go in pubs. Clearly a wine bar

Yeah i have several friends admit to the one leg up thing

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Normal people would use a bidet instead of having tiny bits of shiiit stuck in their bum hair until their next shower
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You don’t wax & bleach your bum hole?
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How many men do either?
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35% apparently

comment by Chelsea_badger (U22493)
posted 31 seconds ago
Imagine losing the pace of Sancho/Saka against ageing defenders or the mastery of Grealish for Trippier?
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Yup... Safety first.. probably this game is a boring one than the virgin space flight.