The Bantam became The Phantom after Adelaide

True that. Despite being an English cricket fan of 40 years, I found him intolerable during OUR series win in the summer.

I called out the following as having deep-set technical / and or attitude problems even after we went two up:

Cook
Trott
Root
KP
Bairstow
Prior
Anderson
Swann

He bleated that I was an Aussie WUM, would not face up to facts, and then finally cried off a month or so back.