gabby would get it

and Coldplay every fúcking time its bástard coldplay, the biggest charity for the world would be Chris Martin ripping out his vocal chords and lopping his arms off

fúcking dancing in Wheelchairs now ffs jesus christ on a bike

If you don't mind Mex, could you desist until he's played tomorrow.

comment by Igor, keeping the powder dry, one more sleep... (U1993)
posted 3 minutes ago
If you don't mind Mex, could you desist until he's played tomorrow.
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It is estinmated that those who do a parachute jump for medical charities cost the health service more than they raise.

If people want to do something for charity why don't they do something useful. Being self indulgent then expecting others to cough up just because it is for charity doesn't seem all that altruistic to me.

That's it Spart, really get into the mood of it.

comment by pranksteroflove-angry-dragon(mashing.up.$puds@5.hart.lane (U6283)
posted 35 minutes ago
gabby would get it
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No way.....

Like comic relief and live aid all these mega rich toe rags telling people with nowhere near their wealth to give money. Can't we have a sponsored kick Bono. I would gladly contribute.

Will anyone sponsor me, I'm about to climb over the cat, walk to the kitchen, open a bottle of wine and indulge . Think about all the underprivileged who can only afford to keep four dangerous dogs.

Spart, I'd sponsor you big style if ya kicked his ass.

I don't give money to charities that are not based in this country. Especially when it's goes to corrupt African countries, not because I don't believe in the cause, but because I don't believe for a second that even half the money gets to where it's supposed to.

Plus the serial do gooders like Bono, McCartney, Chris Martin etc..... All do my head in.

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I've just pledged £100 to sport aid for Durango's great feat of opening a bottle of wine.

If you took money of McCartney, Bono etc and left them with just a million pound each that would probably be enough to end world hunger for a year. They need their big houses, private planes and luxury cars though.

Can't stand so called celebs, nothing a long wall and a few AK 47's wouldn't sort out

Must be bed time Igor?

comment by I'm not Spartacus. Silva sunt stercore (U4603)
posted 11 minutes ago
Like comic relief and live aid all these mega rich toe rags telling people with nowhere near their wealth to give money. Can't we have a sponsored kick Bono. I would gladly contribute.
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A story I heard a while ago

A few years ago (pre-2005, obviously) when Geldhof was trying to organise the Live8 event, he invited various music/showbiz/gossip journo's to a meeting at his house to publicise the forthcoming event (or publicise HE was trying to organise it). Unfortunately he realised that the date he gave for the meeting coincided with some building work he needed doing to his house.

So after making a couple of phone calls to his well heeled, well connected friends, he hastily arranged an alternative venue.

An e-mail to all invited parties went something like:

'Unfortunately, due to renovations to my £8m Town House, I am unable to host the scheduled meeting outlining the plans for Live8. However, my good friend Bono, of rock band U2, has kindly offered the services of one of the many conference rooms at his luxury multi-million pound Dublin hotel. I look forward to your attendance. Make poverty history.'

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Sounds a lie to me. Credit Geldof with a bit of self awareness.

Can't sleep Iwas
I'm sooooooooooo excited

Eat a marathon and run a bath. Throw a tantrum, catch a cold. All worth just a few of your hard earned pounds.
Get your hands in your pockets NOW, YOU TIGHT BUSTARDS.

I had a poo this morning that must have been worth at least a £1000 in sponsorship.

Best Bono quote at a gig

Clapping his hands every 7 seconds - 'Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies'

Audience Member 'well stop clapping then.'
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Tommo regarding only giving money to charities in this country have you seen what they do with their money, wouldn't give the red cross or Oxfam - 5hiiiiiiiiiit. Far more corrupt than grassroots org's set up by the people for the people in other countries.

I knew someone who worked for the sally army. They had a company Mercedes.

I only give to foreign countries not home based charities. This country is rich enough to not need charity if they took the right amount of taxes from the wealthy.

http://dailyhawk.co.uk/2014/02/14/african-union-we-cannot-ignore-the-plight-of-berkshire-any-longer/