Whatever.

5 from me

I was in a Corfu hospital for the Leicester final but wasnt a Leicester player sat on our GK when they scored

Nice use of tidbits as an alternative to titbits, 666.

Both equally correct - although the tidbits version is the one more commonly used by our American friends. I never knew there was an alternative so, because of you, I've learned something today.

I try to do that every day but its rare that you are the source of any new found knowledge.

For that, and the article generally, 6 from me! ( or 12/10 in Stretts world)

Bush - much as I hate to blame one of our players for any goal, Josie Williams ducked under the ball for Leicesters goal when it would have been much easier to block it. Walsh may have fouled Taylor to win the original header but it was Williams ducking that did for us.

Some wounds never heal and the Leicester play off final ranks up there with Juventus in Turin. Unfortunatlely there is no such thing as justice in football. For every 2 1 win after Ismail Miller lost the ball and deliberately ran into Fielding there will be 10 Leicester wins by the simple expedient of kicking the opposition. I have always hated Leicester after that game.

5 from me.

Fawaz keeping the ticket money

Camel herders

Eat shít motherfúckers

John Harkes

Language Strett!

That should be "Language, Strett!"

Trust this helps

Brilliant, 5 stars from me

Come on you RAMS!!!

the four year moving average, standardised for geographical location and climatic conditions, and based upon a significance level of 5% is such that it is possible to maximise the r^2 and reject the null hypothesis.

You may be wondering what all of this means...


... it means we're in the playoffs and Forest aren't.

5

I'm going to hate myself in the morning

One more sleep

COME ON YOU RAMS

Nice one 666

and 5 stars frae the islands.

In the last 20 seasons, 8 of the play-off winning teams have survived their first Premiership season. This is exactly the same proportion as the Championship winners. The team finishing second has survived 13 out of 20 times. Overall therefore, 29 surviving teams out of 60 promoted, or 97%*







*source: "Strictly Strett's Stats"

"Strictly Strett's Stats" is the bible where serious football pundits are concerned; every single one of them consults it, or 3/8ths as Strett would tell us.

well given that 73% of statistics are made up on the spot, I don't trust them whatsoever.

Strett: 60% of the time, he's wrong every time.

"Two halves make a quarter"

That was his finest hour, or 37 and a half minutes if you prefer.

"Two times half makes a quarter"

It was everyone else who misunderstood me.

Here is a test I give some of my A* students.

If a/b = (a+b)/a give me the value of a/b to 4 decimal places.

Two times a half is 1 Strett, a half squared is a quarter.

I know, I was repeating the schoolboy error I was bullied into making.

I'm working on your question...