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posted on 15/1/20

comment by Martial FC (U11781)
posted 6 minutes ago
James O’Brien @mrjamesob
What did you order?
£350 million-a-week for the NHS; loads of superior trade deals; all the benefits of EU membership with none of the responsibilities; two unicorns & a shiny blue passport.

What did you get?
Um. A border in the Irish Sea & a £500,000 crowdfunder for some bongs.

Brexit Britain
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To be fair give me 500 k and one bong
What a fookin night

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Martial FC (U11781)
posted 10 minutes ago
James O’Brien @mrjamesob
What did you order?
£350 million-a-week for the NHS; loads of superior trade deals; all the benefits of EU membership with none of the responsibilities; two unicorns & a shiny blue passport.

What did you get?
Um. A border in the Irish Sea & a £500,000 crowdfunder for some bongs.

Brexit Britain
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Superb.

That was easy. Who said we couldn’t get the deal finalised by year end?

And the EU went for this did they?

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Martial FC (U11781)
posted 10 minutes ago
James O’Brien @mrjamesob
What did you order?
£350 million-a-week for the NHS; loads of superior trade deals; all the benefits of EU membership with none of the responsibilities; two unicorns & a shiny blue passport.

What did you get?
Um. A border in the Irish Sea & a £500,000 crowdfunder for some bongs.

Brexit Britain
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Superb.

That was easy. Who said we couldn’t get the deal finalised by year end?

And the EU went for this did they?


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An EU Clanger

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Martial FC (U11781)
posted 10 minutes ago
James O’Brien @mrjamesob
What did you order?
£350 million-a-week for the NHS; loads of superior trade deals; all the benefits of EU membership with none of the responsibilities; two unicorns & a shiny blue passport.

What did you get?
Um. A border in the Irish Sea & a £500,000 crowdfunder for some bongs.

Brexit Britain
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Superb.

That was easy. Who said we couldn’t get the deal finalised by year end?

And the EU went for this did they?


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An EU Clanger
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Loved the Clangers me

posted on 15/1/20

https://youtu.be/Ok6CoIwcJ-E

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 19 seconds ago
https://youtu.be/Ok6CoIwcJ-E
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so good even as a wean brilliant programme

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 19 seconds ago
https://youtu.be/Ok6CoIwcJ-E
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so good even as a wean brilliant programme
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Uncomplicated kids stuff

posted on 15/1/20

Big Ben better bloody Bong for the Brexit Britain Bonanza

posted on 15/1/20

comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted 6 minutes ago
Big Ben better bloody Bong for the Brexit Britain Bonanza
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We already have a massive bel lend as Prime Minister. He could just fill the gap and then public just have to fund a clapper.

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 43 seconds ago
comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted 6 minutes ago
Big Ben better bloody Bong for the Brexit Britain Bonanza
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We already have a massive bel lend as Prime Minister. He could just fill the gap and then public just have to fund a clapper.
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Their are people sleeping outside tonight and some bastirt wants to spend 500 k on a noise

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted 6 minutes ago
Big Ben better bloody Bong for the Brexit Britain Bonanza
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We already have a massive bel lend as Prime Minister. He could just fill the gap and then public just have to fund a clapper.
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Bellend Boris better bloody bong Big Ben for the Brexit Britain Bonanza

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 43 seconds ago
comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted 6 minutes ago
Big Ben better bloody Bong for the Brexit Britain Bonanza
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We already have a massive bel lend as Prime Minister. He could just fill the gap and then public just have to fund a clapper.
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Their are people sleeping outside tonight and some bastirt wants to spend 500 k on a noise
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Tory Britain

posted on 15/1/20

Can anyone explain to me why it costs 500k to bong Big Ben?

It bongs anyway does it not

posted on 15/1/20

We shall announce on the 31st that we are moving our office to Paris

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 43 seconds ago
comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted 6 minutes ago
Big Ben better bloody Bong for the Brexit Britain Bonanza
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We already have a massive bel lend as Prime Minister. He could just fill the gap and then public just have to fund a clapper.
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Their are people sleeping outside tonight and some bastirt wants to spend 500 k on a noise
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Tory Britain
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That’s my line!!

posted on 15/1/20

comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 30 seconds ago
Can anyone explain to me why it costs 500k to bong Big Ben?

It bongs anyway does it not
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If it doesn’t it’s like a wife that doesn’t swallow
Why have it
Both were ringing to be fair

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Nicottino (U14419)
posted about a minute ago
We shall announce on the 31st that we are moving our office to Paris
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Good shout, there’s nothing going for this country anymore. And it’s going to get even worse!

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Martial FC (U11781)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by Nicottino (U14419)
posted about a minute ago
We shall announce on the 31st that we are moving our office to Paris
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Good shout, there’s nothing going for this country anymore. And it’s going to get even worse!
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We will have blue passports and Big Ben will chime what more do you want from taking back control

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Martial FC (U11781)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by Nicottino (U14419)
posted about a minute ago
We shall announce on the 31st that we are moving our office to Paris
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Good shout, there’s nothing going for this country anymore. And it’s going to get even worse!
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We have Greenwich Mean Time! If those EU fat cats think they can tell us what we can or cannot bong I say we change our time zone and fackup theirs!!!

posted on 15/1/20

comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 3 minutes ago
Can anyone explain to me why it costs 500k to bong Big Ben?

It bongs anyway does it not
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It was silenced in 2017 for 4 years restorative work. Apparently they would have to restore the floor in the belfry the bring back the 'bong' and it would cost £100,000 a week to pause the work going on.

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 30 seconds ago
Can anyone explain to me why it costs 500k to bong Big Ben?

It bongs anyway does it not
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If it doesn’t it’s like a wife that doesn’t swallow
Why have it
Both were ringing to be fair
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posted on 15/1/20

comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 3 minutes ago
Can anyone explain to me why it costs 500k to bong Big Ben?

It bongs anyway does it not
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It was silenced in 2017 for 4 years restorative work. Apparently they would have to restore the floor in the belfry the bring back the 'bong' and it would cost £100,000 a week to pause the work going on.
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I'm relieved we didn't sign Big Ben on a pay as you bong deal.

posted on 15/1/20

comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 3 minutes ago
Can anyone explain to me why it costs 500k to bong Big Ben?

It bongs anyway does it not
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It was silenced in 2017 for 4 years restorative work. Apparently they would have to restore the floor in the belfry the bring back the 'bong' and it would cost £100,000 a week to pause the work going on.
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I'm relieved we didn't sign Big Ben on a pay as you bong deal.
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That’d have been a clanger

posted on 15/1/20

knock it down

posted on 15/1/20

comment by Taki Minamino (U20650)
posted 1 minute ago
knock it down
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Not sure due to the heritage thing
I’m not conflating the beauty of the building and the idiocy of Boris who pretended to alliterate about it he’s not as green as he’s cabbage looking

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