comment by #Murnetti - and that's the bottom line. (U3627)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by NNH, Create a Twitter in my name and I'll... (U10730)
posted 7 minutes ago
I have a confession to make, I seen the title of the OP and thought this could be a good decent sensible article.

Yip, not my finest moment
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I made the mistake once of commenting on an article without reading the 40 comments that had already been made.

I should have realised the topic had changed 3 times within that time and it was now on Subo poogate or what Pointy would do to CT
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I was enjoying that article the other day and Keny will agree I had made some very insightful comments

"battlerape"


I can see the recruitment advert now :

Battlerape
For times when ordinary rape just isnt doing it for ye anymore

And then at the end a little jingle like Moonpig.com
Battlerape

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a good game to try weekend if your lileless like me is putting words to songs or tv theme tunes

Neighbours , pick your bum and smell the flavours that kinda thing

Bros when will i? will be famous
I cant answer .... i cant answer that
when will i stick my p3n1s in your anuus ??
I can answer , i can answer that

The autoglass jingle on the radio ?

Auto glass repair , autoglass replace

<musiclanote> Jizzum in your hair , Jizzum in your face

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Once more up the erse dear (repeat)

To the tune of the Magic roundabout ?

CT

Greeting here, trying, and failing miserably to explain to my young admin bird what is making me laugh, she has suffered enough due to 606 so I am currently lieing tae her

she has suffered enough due to 606


You think that's bad? you should see her when you apologise

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, never gonna bet with Ivan again (U4388)
posted 2 minutes ago
CT

Greeting here, trying, and failing miserably to explain to my young admin bird what is making me laugh, she has suffered enough due to 606 so I am currently lieing tae her
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You mean your not getting her involved in the battlerape??

shame on you

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NNH, she just pities me me most of the time, her first few works nights oot were me trying like a mad man to nip her

Wasnt even in the ballpark a knockback without being giggled at is no knock back at all

nip her

I've not heard that saying in years.

"Wanty nip ma pal"

Naw, she's gantin of dug meat hen

comment by Zico - Predictor Champion 14/15 (U17269)
posted 11 minutes ago
You've not lived until you've put a date rape drug in your own drink.
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Best and most disturbing w@nk ever

Zico, classic

"You've not lived until you've put a date rape drug in your own drink."

I very might well have done that, cannae remember though

I very might well have done that, cannae remember though




Murney does, he had a great night

Until his prolapse that is

This is a smashing plan but would only get us a draw.

Easier just to go for the win and kick fluck out of efe

FFS NNH

because of that salt n chilli munchy box I googled it. Now my JA page is surrounded by Just Eat adverts

comment by Zico - Predictor Champion 14/15 (U17269)
posted 1 hour, 56 minutes ago
You've not lived until you've put a date rape drug in your own drink.
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I tried it years ago....for some reason it gives you a very sore erse!

There's always Carlton Cole.......not to mention Scott Allan.......no need to panic yet bhoys!