On a dark windy wet winter afternoon it stirs the cockles of my heart to see the Newkie Broons losing. Ha ha ha.

Schteeeve has been nasty to them this week after last week's fiasco. Ha ha ha ha ha......................................

4-1 half time team talk.....when do I get my Cheque?......

4-1

Tuft McWallys Barmy Army
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Tuft McWallys Barmy Army
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Sunderland are winning 2-0, Newcastle down into the bottom three.

Palace 5 Geordies 1

Bad news, Brighton winning and Boro scored again to push us into third. We will have to put 5 past Brighton to put them in their place.

We need to be like a thoroughbred horse, hang back till the final straight and then burst through and hit the line first.

Villa are on 5 points. They couldn't could they?

Villa will come good they're transitioning at the moment, to be honest I think our 11 points defied the laws of physics I'm not sure if it is possible to beat, even if Stuart Pearce managed a Premiership team, I think it can't be done, in a centuries time we'll still be holding onto this record, we might even have the record for having the longest record in sporting history.

What an honour

Good owd judas

Of course it's possible to beat 2W. It is even possible to finish with a negative number of points.

I am certain we had 6 points by this time in that season but we did appoint Paul Jewell after we had accumulated those. Had we kept the wee whinging loony might have accumulated a few more.

In other news I read that we have plummeted out of the auto spots. Less than 24 hours ago we were top. Carry this on and it's relegation form. Time for Rush to show his mettle and stop the rot now.

Clement out.

The killer goal was the fourth ...."

2 Wellies, we already hold one record of over a century, biggest loss in an FA Cup final, 1903 lost 6-0. We might as well hold both the worst records, at least we can say we have won the cup and the title twice, there are a lot of clubs can't claim that.