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Hey I'll have the same as these fellas here
The early bird catches the worm.
Yeah so does every other bird at any time during the day
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man, which is why they make poor auctioneers
The early bird catches the worm .. but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese
You can lead a horse to water but take him to the pub and you've got a lift home
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Galv: Rest In Sausages.
A woman's work is never done.....properly.
It takes two to tango, although in Maff`s case his hand suffices.
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God....especially if you have a liquidizer
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today
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If you love somebody let them go, but if you've fallen out of love with them then just keep them chained down in the cellar with the others you thought you once loved but they let you down terribly to the point you'll never be able to trust them again
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will have the perfect excuse to stay out of the house for hours on end.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
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You are all cordially invited to this years Premature Ejaculation Society dinner & dance. No dress code, just come in your trousers.
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Hey I'll have the same as these fellas here
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The early bird catches the worm.
Yeah so does every other bird at any time during the day
posted on 29/12/15
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man, which is why they make poor auctioneers
posted on 29/12/15
The early bird catches the worm .. but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese
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You can lead a horse to water but take him to the pub and you've got a lift home
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Galv: Rest In Sausages.
A woman's work is never done.....properly.
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It takes two to tango, although in Maff`s case his hand suffices.
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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God....especially if you have a liquidizer
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Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today
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If you love somebody let them go, but if you've fallen out of love with them then just keep them chained down in the cellar with the others you thought you once loved but they let you down terribly to the point you'll never be able to trust them again
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will have the perfect excuse to stay out of the house for hours on end.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
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You are all cordially invited to this years Premature Ejaculation Society dinner & dance. No dress code, just come in your trousers.
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