Luke Shaw the player he tried to sign for Chelsea?

Luke Shaw

That's a steaming t urd of journalism.

Would be very annoyed if he were to ship out Luke Shaw. In fact he'd be an idiot to do so, he was fantastic prior to his injury.

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - where my muthaf'king dominoes at (U2958)
posted 22 seconds ago
Luke Shaw

That's a steaming t urd of journalism.
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No link so it could be a wind up

Carrick who's just been offered a one year extension?

Shaw that he tried to sign previously.

Carrick that he just gave a 1 year extension to and is reported to have phoned him in person to talk it through.

All 3 of our right backs.

Basically...

Luke Shaw

It's a sad state of affairs that I wouldn't be at all surprised to this in a newspaper

see this*

1982 has just hit the nail on the head here with the Carrick comment. We can ignore this as pure idiocy on some idiots part.

comment by Ruiney (U1005)
posted 2 minutes ago
It's a sad state of affairs that I wouldn't be at all surprised to this in a newspaper
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Agreed, does anyone even buy or read newspapers anymore.

Purely as a matter of academic interest, the OP hasn't fabricated it. The steaming pile of crap was indeed published by a so-called news source. Here's the original: http://www.elconfidencial.com/deportes/futbol/2016-06-04/mourinho-manchester-united-mata-herrera-de-gea-mendes_1211302/

By naming a load of players they can then claim to have got some right when/if they're sold.

Here's my prediction - some players will be sold. You can bookmark that.

Building the focus of the story around the Spanish players involved, it suggests that the 'Teatro de los sueños' could turn into the 'Teatro de las pesadillas' in their case. Nice to see that imaginative writing isn't the exclusive preserve of the British tabloids.

So...most of the entire first team squad...yeah.

Darmian is a player he'd like aswell coz he can play both sides

comment by Ghodfather Donati - #1 (U9390)
posted 22 seconds ago
Darmian is a player he'd like aswell coz he can play both sides
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sell half our squad.

comment by whoskissingcamerasinoz (U1703)
posted 2 minutes ago
sell half our squad.
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Who would buy them

When did 'eyes' become a verb? Always see it in the papers. Terrible turn of phrase

Stopped reading here: "... reports El Confidencial."

Massive, foam-mouthed, squealing

Tries to sell Luke Shaw

So he's going to get rid of all our rbs, all our lbs and schneiderlin as our only cm.

Who the feck gets paid to write such utter Sheite. I will be amazed if 3 of them are sold

What a load of michael ballack!

and Sergio Romero.

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George is way better