Did you roll it up and stuff it in your denim jacket?

Typical city fan. Thieving Bertie

Typical tourist United fan buying a foam finger to show the folks back home he's been the the theatre of dreams

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 minute ago
Typical tourist United fan buying a foam finger to show the folks back home he's been the the theatre of dreams
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You will have to attach some foam fingers to your shiny blue seats until you get some tourists of your own

😉

It still galls City fans that people from all over the world come to Manchester to see United, and not City.

I will say though that the number of half-and-half scarves on show yesterday was shocking.

Why oh why would you go to Old Trafford in a United shirt and a scarf that is half CITY?!

Silly goose your bitterness has made you delirious! Double denim is a rag trend popularised by the Ginger Scrotal Sac AKA Mick Hucknall! We wear Sports Directs own..

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 25 minutes ago
Typical tourist United fan buying a foam finger to show the folks back home he's been the the theatre of dreams
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What do your fans go home with? Blue seat costumes? At least our fans bother to show up

Does the ha& half scarf include the half green half yellow. & isn't it a bit rude of foreign supporters to be giving the moany one the finger after only one defeat. Very Fickle

A few nibbles from our out of towners.

Delicious.

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 15 minutes ago
A few nibbles from our out of towners.

Delicious.


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I live 7 miles from OT thank you very much

Nurse nurse I have found one everyone over here it's a local.

I live 11.5 miles from the Etihad.

Can't have been a city fans foam finger, unless of course it was adorned with a foam sovereign ring

How close did sheik monsour live to main rd

Tourist....😂

comment by BlaBla (U11635)
posted 16 minutes ago
How close did sheik monsour live to main rd

Tourist....😂
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Far closer than Malcolm Glazer lived to the swamp

comment by gratedbean (U4885)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by BlaBla (U11635)
posted 16 minutes ago
How close did sheik monsour live to main rd

Tourist....😂
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Far closer than Malcolm Glazer lived to the swamp
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That's ok so he's not a tourist then

😄

comment by BlaBla (U11635)
posted 31 minutes ago
How close did sheik monsour live to main rd

Tourist....😂
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You didn't think think one through, did you?

Nah I'd class about 3,500 miles as local. Obviously the same rules don't apply to your lot though...

Think this*

Stupid autocorrect.

comment by mancWoohoo - Maximus Mardius Cob-onius (U10676)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by BlaBla (U11635)
posted 31 minutes ago
How close did sheik monsour live to main rd

Tourist....😂
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You didn't think think one through, did you?
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No the one that first threw the tourist crack out there didn't think it through..😀

comment by mancWoohoo - Maximus Mardius Cob-onius (U10676)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by BlaBla (U11635)
posted 31 minutes ago
How close did sheik monsour live to main rd

Tourist....😂
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You didn't think think one through, did you?
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Not the brightest is he trying to use that.

Epic fail.

comment by vidicthelegend VIVA LA REVOLUTION (U8735)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 25 minutes ago
Typical tourist United fan buying a foam finger to show the folks back home he's been the the theatre of dreams
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What do your fans go home with? Blue seat costumes? At least our fans bother to show up
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Hahaa good one. Nearly as good as the bloke yesterday who called me a 'bitter blue nose' because I told him to give it a rest bemoaning Fellani's booking... Think I've had a full house this weekend, on the stock put downs...

comment by gratedbean (U4885)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by vidicthelegend VIVA LA REVOLUTION (U8735)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 25 minutes ago
Typical tourist United fan buying a foam finger to show the folks back home he's been the the theatre of dreams
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What do your fans go home with? Blue seat costumes? At least our fans bother to show up
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We don't have fans we have tourists don't ye know

😉

And an official tractor sponsor

I particularly enjoyed the adverts for the 'official cocktail sponsor' around the pitch

comment by gratedbean (U4885)
posted 3 minutes ago
I particularly enjoyed the adverts for the 'official cocktail sponsor' around the pitch
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Tourists are partial to a cocktail with their prawn sandwiches

What do empty blue seats eat and drink..😂