Oh my god

comment by Ignacio Varga (U11781)
posted about a minute ago
Jacob Rees Mogg: “The PM won a mandate from the a British people and that is more powerful than cabinet ministers resigning”

Another Victorian pencil nonce
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Was defending nonces and breaking lockdown rules part of that mandate?

To be honest if he clings on then it'll only f@ck the party even further.

The Pound falling against the Dollar will make fuel prices rise even faster.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 seconds ago
The Pound falling against the Dollar will make fuel prices rise even faster.
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Buy Russian. I hear the ruble is falling.

Can we join the euro now

Heseltine saying if Boris goes brexit goes

...good job Starmer didn't just tie himself to staying out of single market and FoM then

comment by The Welsh Xavi (U15412)
posted 3 minutes ago
To be honest if he clings on then it'll only f@ck the party even further.
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Yep. Kwarteng and Truss confirmed staying (this time).

It’s like watching an 10,000,000 tonne oil tanker crashing into an oil rig at 2mph

comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 23 seconds ago
Heseltine saying if Boris goes brexit goes

...good job Starmer didn't just tie himself to staying out of single market and FoM then
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I think you'd end up where you are now.

Dorries and chief whip have just gone into number 10, the scenes lads

Et tu Nadine

comment by And... Rosso... Though its... Yeah and... That... (U17054)
posted 38 seconds ago
comment by The Welsh Xavi (U15412)
posted 3 minutes ago
To be honest if he clings on then it'll only f@ck the party even further.
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Yep. Kwarteng and Truss confirmed staying (this time).

It’s like watching an 10,000,000 tonne oil tanker crashing into an oil rig at 2mph
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More like continental drift.

Whuts goin on in Blitey?

I can’t wait for my next payslip to drop and be as valuable as the Iraqi dinar lads

comment by Ignacio Varga (U11781)
posted 1 minute ago
Dorries and chief whip have just gone into number 10, the scenes lads
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He’s unavailable; on a call to Kyiv apparently.

comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 3 minutes ago
Heseltine saying if Boris goes brexit goes

...good job Starmer didn't just tie himself to staying out of single market and FoM then
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Is it?

Id suggest this is just another example of where you are willing to settle for an increasingly wafer thin "better" rather than what's "best"

comment by Ignacio Varga (U11781)
posted 2 minutes ago
Dorries and chief whip have just gone into number 10, the scenes lads
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Dorries has gone in with a whip….

It could be Bojo’s last day, she’s taking her shot… on the couch

comment by Insert random username (U10647)
posted 33 seconds ago
comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 3 minutes ago
Heseltine saying if Boris goes brexit goes

...good job Starmer didn't just tie himself to staying out of single market and FoM then
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Is it?

Id suggest this is just another example of where you are willing to settle for an increasingly wafer thin "better" rather than what's "best"
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No Insert, it isn't good

I'm gonna need to mark my posts as sarcasm

Sarcasm is not easy in text.
No I wasn't being as....

Without Boris the Brexit fantasy doesn't have the charisma that makes people feel like it's about bettering their lives rather than the select few with enough capital to take advantage

Unless they do the unthinkable and let Farage join the party

comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 17 seconds ago
Without Boris the Brexit fantasy doesn't have the charisma that makes people feel like it's about bettering their lives rather than the select few with enough capital to take advantage

Unless they do the unthinkable and let Farage join the party
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What? You making plans for Nigel now too?

What’s coming next week then? Anyone interested in a punt? I’m offering:

- Raab found wandering the corridors of Westminster at 3am, off his face with his coccck out of his trousers - 8/1
- Carrie tasered the decorators when they put her £5,000 a roll wallpaper up skewy - 10/1
- Dorries taking a bung to install Rupert Murdoch as new chair of IPSO - 4/1
- Boris knew about Priti sacrificing and eating orphans in satanic rituals - 5/2 (fav)

comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 17 seconds ago
Without Boris the Brexit fantasy doesn't have the charisma that makes people feel like it's about bettering their lives rather than the select few with enough capital to take advantage

Unless they do the unthinkable and let Farage join the party
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What? You making plans for Nigel now too?
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Eh?

comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 17 seconds ago
Without Boris the Brexit fantasy doesn't have the charisma that makes people feel like it's about bettering their lives rather than the select few with enough capital to take advantage

Unless they do the unthinkable and let Farage join the party
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What? You making plans for Nigel now too?
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Eh?
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🚨NEW: Boris just concluded meeting of 80 or so Tory MPs following Sajid and Rishi's resignation. Am told he said:

"I know you’re all avidly in favour of tax cuts and tonight’s events might make that a bit easier to deliver"
https://twitter.com/christiancalgie/status/1544378339758116865?t=dtjxqi9ZuoJKg32djJm3_w&s=19

Boris blaming high taxes on Sunak