A slower number, with apologies to Eric Carmen:

I've been meaning to tell you
I've got a feelin’ he won’t stop goals
I look at him and I realise
The defence isn’t tight
Now he’s nothing like Mark Wright
With those starey eyes
One look at him and he can't disguise
He’s got starey eyes
I feel the hatred between him and I

I want him dropping so hear me out
Curtis shows what defending is all about
Keogh ain’t right
Oppo strikers shooting on sight
Because of those starey eyes
One look at him and he can't disguise
He’s got starey eyes
I feel the hatred between him and I
With those starey eyes
Oppo strikers shooting on sight
With those starey eyes
Did Wembley take you by surprise

I need you to see
Keogh was not meant to be
He’s got…
He’s got starey eyes
One look at him and he can't disguise
He’s got starey eyes
I feel the hatred between him and I
He’s got starey eyes
Oppo strikers shooting on sight
With his starey eyes
Did Wembley take you by surprise?
With his starey eyes
With his starey eyes
Oppo strikers shooting on sight
With his starey eyes..

Zip up fatty, ah zip up fatty, for feck's sake
Zip up fatty, ah zip up fatty for feck's sake

Bear with me.

I was thinking of Great Gig in the Sky with a montage of all the crap times that Forest have had in the last 20 years 😳

Back in Black and White is fab...might work.

Okay, I'm going to start sketching out some demo ideas, I'm thinking this time around a very limited, numbered release of perhaps 250 copies, make it a bit collectable. It will take a while to put together, but if I can have it done and out for Season's end that would be optimal.

Please can I pre-order 2 copies. One each for Rams fans on island

Schteve came back
He got the sack
Nige came along but things went off track
Yes, he let loose
But no truce
Mel didn't keep him hanging about
He'd been looking at this guy
Who was gettin' Brum high
Forget the blouse 'cause he's now a Ram
Turned round our lives
Mel’s pride
Takin’ everybody on and running wild
'Cause he's back
Yes, he's back
Well, he's back
Yes, he's back
Well, he's back, back
Well, he's back in black
Yes, he's back in black *and white*

“Forget the blouse”???

It references the line above Vidal

Have never seen Rowett in a blouse. A neat jumper yes, a blouse no. If you say it is so though Fridge, I accept it.

“Here in my pocket I got the story of the blouse
Try to believe me cos' it could be front page news,
I say I live with it like it hasn't happened yet
I keep thinking of everyone I know I'm the one they're trying to get
To tell...
(Story of the blouse)
First they take your pride,
then turn it on its side,
and then you realise you've got nothing left to lose.
So you try to stop,
try to get back up,
and then you realise you're telling the story of the blouse.”

Indeed sir.

Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh Keogh I say
Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh Keogh

D’yer wanna be a Rams fan, Rams fan, Rams fan
D’yer wanna be a Rams fan, oh yeah

He’s the leader, he’s the leader, he’s the leader of The Rams, oh yeah
He’s the leader, he’s the leader, well there no one like that man oh yeah

He can jump as high as a kite, in the black and white
While he leads us we cannot be beat, he’s got magic feet

He’s the leader, he’s the leader, he’s the leader of The Rams oh yeah,
He’s the leader, he’s the leader, he’s the leader of The Rams oh yeah

Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh Keogh
Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh Keogh
Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh Keogh
Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh, Keogh Keogh Keogh

I just can't imagine a reaction to that one

Apologies to Mssrs Baddiel and Skinner:

He's fcking sh:t, he's fcking sh:t, he's fcking,
Keogh's fcking sh;t
He's fcking sh:t, he's fcking sh:t, he's fcking,
Keogh's fcking sh;t

<et cetera, disparaging stuff about poor performance, and repeat.>

We still believe
We still believe
We still believe
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
Tears for Rams on Wembley Way
Play off final day
Sh/t the bed
Thrown away
It could have been all
Songs in the street
It was nearly complete
It was nearly so sweet
And now I'm singing
Just Eat on a shirt
Premiership; still dreaming
Forty four months of hurt
Never quite redeeming…….

Fck's sake, Fridge; that's a clear breach of my copyright

Is this a bloody football forum or what?

You're very welcome to start a new topic, Mapdini, or just steal someone else's again.

comment by thriceramdini12 (U21438)
posted 1 hour, 16 minutes ago
Is this a bloody football forum or what?
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Hope it's not just that, 3R, or several of us would be redundant

#WheresSpart?

We all have our side topics including me. And a good bit of airing on ja 606 is fine. Why would you be redundant Ang? Sorry don't understand that. Nor do I understand why it is interesting to have these lyrics run over and over and over again? I know modern music is very repetitive but there is no need for it on here. I can see why 666 would be interested. He doesn't go to the games and he doesn't understand much about football. He merely wants to denigrate Keogh and a few posters like me. Ang only goes to a few games but he has a good grounding and interest in football.

Everything isn't interesting to everybody. If you don't find it interesting then don't whinge, just ignore it. Enough people have contributed to suggest that they find it sufficiently worthy and we have few enough articles as it is. Do you write to the BBC and complain if they air a program that isn't your cup of tea?

Hello Vidal,
It's the over and over and over bit that get's up my nose. I know it shouldn't and I had ignored it for a couple of days. But my annoyance just bubbled up - precisely because there are so few football posts. I apologise to all those folk who somehow find it interesting.

comment by 666 ⚽️ #team666 (U11795)
posted 3 hours, 8 minutes ago
Fck's sake, Fridge; that's a clear breach of my copyright
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you're just angry because my version has like, actual words, and stuff.

comment by Fridge. (U14428)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by 666 ⚽️ #team666 (U11795)
posted 3 hours, 8 minutes ago
Fck's sake, Fridge; that's a clear breach of my copyright
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you're just angry because my version has like, actual words, and stuff.
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666 replaces words with overblown gobbledygook, usually accompanied with lots of pasty crumbs, (which I imagine is unfortunate if you are in range)?

Thankfully his outpourings are merely virtual on here.

Sorry if this thread has p i $$ed a few folks off. It was in response to some interest in the idea. Nobody has to contribute to it. I wanted to gauge the interest in it as a project as I would be investing time and my hard-earned into it.