Ah fck ...I wish I could suck myself off

Then I wouldn't have kids spoiling my life

I felt compelled to comment for no reason at all

Just a thought but

Do you think Kate Middleton still sucks off William and fingers his regal balloon knot ?

comment by Call Sign: Until Valhalla (U3627)
posted 25 seconds ago
I felt compelled to comment for no reason at all
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She doesn’t do me so I hope someone gets to

comment by Miller Going for 5-5 (U9310)
posted 43 seconds ago
She doesn’t do me so I hope someone gets to
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Exactly, I bet I suck more cawck than her

Anyway I think the answer is two ? Is it not ?

comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Miller Going for 5-5 (U9310)
posted 43 seconds ago
She doesn’t do me so I hope someone gets to
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Exactly, I bet I suck more cawck than her
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If you’re lying then we’re all wasting our time engaging with you

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I’d imagine like everyone she took a load at least a few times at the start

comment by GTB let's all be a little bit Zen and fvc... (U14017)
posted 2 hours, 52 minutes ago
Ffs lads stop letting Timmy making you chomp 🎣
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Or we could stop making Timmy chomp 😁

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one shan't put ones jibber jabber up one's crinkled star

Must be some pressure knowing there’s a couple armed bodyguards outside

comment by Miller Going for 5-5 (U9310)
posted 18 minutes ago
Must be some pressure knowing there’s a couple armed bodyguards outside
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Like a conjugal visit

comment by Miller Going for 5-5 (U9310)
posted 20 minutes ago
Must be some pressure knowing there’s a couple armed bodyguards outside
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I'm hearing 6m for the Aberdeen carthorse !! Please , please let it be true

comment by meuandcoop - Green & Whyte=Shyte (U5293)
posted 6 hours, 50 minutes ago
I'm hearing 6m for the Aberdeen carthorse !! Please , please let it be true
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He is the fastest player in the league.

comment by timmy (U14278)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by meuandcoop - Green & Whyte=Shyte (U5293)
posted 6 hours, 50 minutes ago
I'm hearing 6m for the Aberdeen carthorse !! Please , please let it be true
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He is the fastest player in the league.
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Timmy....will you ever tire of slaying the more idiotic bears on here?

comment by timmy (U14278)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by meuandcoop - Green & Whyte=Shyte (U5293)
posted 6 hours, 50 minutes ago
I'm hearing 6m for the Aberdeen carthorse !! Please , please let it be true
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He is the fastest player in the league.
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Fastest player in the league aye, and your the daftest Tim on here

Statistically speaking he is. With his pace and his first touch he will be a good player for us.

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comment by timmy (U14278)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
comment by meuandcoop - Green & Whyte=Shyte (U5293)
posted 6 hours, 50 minutes ago
I'm hearing 6m for the Aberdeen carthorse !! Please , please let it be true
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He is the fastest player in the league.
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He’s supposed to be the second quickest full back in the league. 👍