"I think I might right a period drama style football script."
With spelling like that, I wouldn't bother pal!
Quite witty but it does show how much you are obsessed with LFC if you spent your days thinking up stuff like that to post.
And coming from a Spurs fan who last won a trophy....
Wait for the tumbleweeds......
Exactly!!
31] But the people were not satisfied, and they wrote screeds of righteous indignation, and kept saying things about 'net spend'
Very very good. How about the city chapter now please...
But the people were not satisfied, and they wrote screeds of righteous indignation, and kept saying things about 'net spend
Brilliant
ALL I GOTTA SAY TO THIS SPURS GUFF IS
1)WHEN HAVE YOU WON THE LEAGUE LAST
2)WHEN HAVE YOU ..ON A CONSISTENT BASIS..DONE WELL IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
3)WHEN HAVE YOU FINISHED HIGHER THAN ARSENAL
4)LIVERPOOL ARE AHEAD OF YOU IN THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR
GOODBYE AND GOOD NIGHT
red
Pre-Season
Celtic and Rangers crash out of Europe
August
It’s the opening day of the season and at 3:01, the first cries of “Megson Out" can be heard by Bristol Rovers fans. Gary Megson has just guided the club into the premier league following successive promotions, but supporters are aggrieved that his post match interview may well be boring. Megson arrived at Rovers, in the wake of being sacked after successful spells at Bolton, Spurs, Chelsea and England.
Fellow new boys, Maidstone United FC – who had been bought in 2013 by the American government in a case of mistaken identity – face a tricky first game at Anfield. Liverpool labour to a 1-0 win, with Stephen Gerrard laying on the 81st minute winner for Fernando Torres. Alan Green immediately declares Liverpool to be genuine contenders this season.
September
Arsenal continue to break new ground in the Weatherspoon’s Cup, by fielding the youngest ever team in football history. The team consisting of 11 Spanish stem cells, easily brushes aside an under strength Southampton side, now managed by Harry Redknapp. Harry accepts the Arsenal side had some some "triffic players" but claims the Saints were "down to the bare bones". Tragically the entire Arsenal team is immediately poached by Chelsea and sent to their secret, subterranean training facility. UEFA president, Michelle Platini dies from the first recorded case of spontaneous human explosion.
Leeds United are the early pace-setters in League One, boasting a 100% record after 11 games. This goes a long way to erase the heartache of last season’s play-off final when they lost 49-48 to Derby County in a penalty shoot-out.
Current World cup holders England – still basking in the glory of their home turf victory under Gary Megson – fail to qualify for Euro 2020. Manager, Roberto Di Matteo, is hung upside down from the Wembley arch.
October
The first Manchester derby is a feisty encounter. City were winning 5-0 at the end of 90 minutes when Alex Ferguson – who now exists only as a head in a glass jar filled with formaldehyde – calls his team off the pitch. The FA immediately declares the game must be replayed the following day. Three City players are sent off during the warm up and United’s winner – a penalty – is awarded after Stephen Ireland fails to put the loo seat down at half time. Ferguson’s chewing gum, which now leads a semi-independent existence, runs to the City fans and forms a V shape in front of them. Gary Neville, who was on holiday at the time, helicopters into the stadium to pour urine over the City substitutes. City are charged with bringing the game into disrepute.
Meanwhile Aston Villa’s 7 year unbeaten home record comes to an end at the hands of Notts County. The Holte End immediately calls for Martin O’Neills head.
November
Leeds United’s magnificent season continues, although a 1-1 draw at Colchester ruins their bid to equal the world record for consecutive victories.
The first managerial casualty of the premier league season is announced. Roman Abramovich, now working in a Siberian salt mine due to Vladimir Putin’s failure to rig the last Russian election, claims Schevchenko had to go following the 1-1 draw at the Emirates. He thanks him for the previous 14 straight victories.
Player/Chairman John Terry denies any there is player power at the club. Speaking from the crater of an extinct volcano; Terry, flanked by Joe Cole and Frank Lampard, whilst stroking a Persian cat, claims “Aiming the nuclear weapons at Schever’s house, was the sort of wind-up that happens in clubs everywhere".
Spurs, Chelsea, Man City and Bristol Rovers are joint leaders of the Premier League.
December
Wisden, the Cricketers Almanac, names Ryan Giggs as one of its five players of the year. The media agree this award has been awarded not specifically for this year but as recognition for his immense contribution to the game.
Intelligent alien life is discovered on an exoplanet orbiting the star, Sirius B. A delegation from the planet arrives on earth claiming they are huge fans of the premier league and declare their intention to buy a club. Richard Scudamore welcomes the move.
Boxing day sees Leeds United’s first defeat of the season
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Alan Green declares, next year will definitely be Liverpool’s
And coming from a Spurs fan who last won a trophy....
Wait for the tumbleweeds......
Exactly!!
- - - - -
........more recently than Liverpool
Devonshirespur
Was this work of art yours or someone elses?
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
someone elses...its actually on one of the Manu forums if im not mistaken. Devonshirespur probably got it from the old BBC606. Thats where we all saw the link to it.
Doh, forgot about the Carling Cup!!
I suppose that comforts you at night when the demons come to visit
comment by BitterBlueBasher (U4777) posted 1 hour, 50 minutes ago
Doh, forgot about the Carling Cup!!
I suppose that comforts you at night when the demons come to visit
- - - - - - -
You'd be glad to win the Carling Cup this year...and so would Kenny judging by the A Team he put out vs Exeter City.
I am comforted only by the Lord and strong cider
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posted on 19/9/11
Brilliant
posted on 20/9/11
Sabu Pundit?
posted on 20/9/11
"I think I might right a period drama style football script."
With spelling like that, I wouldn't bother pal!
posted on 20/9/11
posted on 20/9/11
Quite witty but it does show how much you are obsessed with LFC if you spent your days thinking up stuff like that to post.
And coming from a Spurs fan who last won a trophy....
Wait for the tumbleweeds......
Exactly!!
posted on 20/9/11
31] But the people were not satisfied, and they wrote screeds of righteous indignation, and kept saying things about 'net spend'
Very very good. How about the city chapter now please...
posted on 20/9/11
But the people were not satisfied, and they wrote screeds of righteous indignation, and kept saying things about 'net spend
Brilliant
posted on 20/9/11
ALL I GOTTA SAY TO THIS SPURS GUFF IS
1)WHEN HAVE YOU WON THE LEAGUE LAST
2)WHEN HAVE YOU ..ON A CONSISTENT BASIS..DONE WELL IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
3)WHEN HAVE YOU FINISHED HIGHER THAN ARSENAL
4)LIVERPOOL ARE AHEAD OF YOU IN THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR
GOODBYE AND GOOD NIGHT
red
posted on 20/9/11
Pre-Season
Celtic and Rangers crash out of Europe
August
It’s the opening day of the season and at 3:01, the first cries of “Megson Out" can be heard by Bristol Rovers fans. Gary Megson has just guided the club into the premier league following successive promotions, but supporters are aggrieved that his post match interview may well be boring. Megson arrived at Rovers, in the wake of being sacked after successful spells at Bolton, Spurs, Chelsea and England.
Fellow new boys, Maidstone United FC – who had been bought in 2013 by the American government in a case of mistaken identity – face a tricky first game at Anfield. Liverpool labour to a 1-0 win, with Stephen Gerrard laying on the 81st minute winner for Fernando Torres. Alan Green immediately declares Liverpool to be genuine contenders this season.
September
Arsenal continue to break new ground in the Weatherspoon’s Cup, by fielding the youngest ever team in football history. The team consisting of 11 Spanish stem cells, easily brushes aside an under strength Southampton side, now managed by Harry Redknapp. Harry accepts the Arsenal side had some some "triffic players" but claims the Saints were "down to the bare bones". Tragically the entire Arsenal team is immediately poached by Chelsea and sent to their secret, subterranean training facility. UEFA president, Michelle Platini dies from the first recorded case of spontaneous human explosion.
Leeds United are the early pace-setters in League One, boasting a 100% record after 11 games. This goes a long way to erase the heartache of last season’s play-off final when they lost 49-48 to Derby County in a penalty shoot-out.
Current World cup holders England – still basking in the glory of their home turf victory under Gary Megson – fail to qualify for Euro 2020. Manager, Roberto Di Matteo, is hung upside down from the Wembley arch.
October
The first Manchester derby is a feisty encounter. City were winning 5-0 at the end of 90 minutes when Alex Ferguson – who now exists only as a head in a glass jar filled with formaldehyde – calls his team off the pitch. The FA immediately declares the game must be replayed the following day. Three City players are sent off during the warm up and United’s winner – a penalty – is awarded after Stephen Ireland fails to put the loo seat down at half time. Ferguson’s chewing gum, which now leads a semi-independent existence, runs to the City fans and forms a V shape in front of them. Gary Neville, who was on holiday at the time, helicopters into the stadium to pour urine over the City substitutes. City are charged with bringing the game into disrepute.
Meanwhile Aston Villa’s 7 year unbeaten home record comes to an end at the hands of Notts County. The Holte End immediately calls for Martin O’Neills head.
November
Leeds United’s magnificent season continues, although a 1-1 draw at Colchester ruins their bid to equal the world record for consecutive victories.
The first managerial casualty of the premier league season is announced. Roman Abramovich, now working in a Siberian salt mine due to Vladimir Putin’s failure to rig the last Russian election, claims Schevchenko had to go following the 1-1 draw at the Emirates. He thanks him for the previous 14 straight victories.
Player/Chairman John Terry denies any there is player power at the club. Speaking from the crater of an extinct volcano; Terry, flanked by Joe Cole and Frank Lampard, whilst stroking a Persian cat, claims “Aiming the nuclear weapons at Schever’s house, was the sort of wind-up that happens in clubs everywhere".
Spurs, Chelsea, Man City and Bristol Rovers are joint leaders of the Premier League.
December
Wisden, the Cricketers Almanac, names Ryan Giggs as one of its five players of the year. The media agree this award has been awarded not specifically for this year but as recognition for his immense contribution to the game.
Intelligent alien life is discovered on an exoplanet orbiting the star, Sirius B. A delegation from the planet arrives on earth claiming they are huge fans of the premier league and declare their intention to buy a club. Richard Scudamore welcomes the move.
Boxing day sees Leeds United’s first defeat of the season
posted on 20/9/11
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 20/9/11
Alan Green declares, next year will definitely be Liverpool’s
posted on 20/9/11
And coming from a Spurs fan who last won a trophy....
Wait for the tumbleweeds......
Exactly!!
- - - - -
........more recently than Liverpool
posted on 20/9/11
Devonshirespur
Was this work of art yours or someone elses?
posted on 20/9/11
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
someone elses...its actually on one of the Manu forums if im not mistaken. Devonshirespur probably got it from the old BBC606. Thats where we all saw the link to it.
posted on 20/9/11
Doh, forgot about the Carling Cup!!
I suppose that comforts you at night when the demons come to visit
posted on 20/9/11
comment by BitterBlueBasher (U4777) posted 1 hour, 50 minutes ago
Doh, forgot about the Carling Cup!!
I suppose that comforts you at night when the demons come to visit
- - - - - - -
You'd be glad to win the Carling Cup this year...and so would Kenny judging by the A Team he put out vs Exeter City.
I am comforted only by the Lord and strong cider
posted on 24/11/13
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