and go eat some nice juicy meat, pmsl.

"lmao"

You are only able to drive places because other people choose not to. If everyone drove, you would not be able to drive.

It's like if you need a blood transfusion to survive and you get annoyed that it's taking so long for the blood to come out of the donor's veins and into yours'. Bloody selfish donor taking so long to give me his blood. Get a move on!

more drivers = more tax
more tax = more roads

If we had the flying cars as expected by now this wouldn't be an issue.

Yeah but imagine when the bloody flying cyclists join us too, up in the sky. we'll feckin have to give them way and stuff. Can't get rid of vegans honestly.

comment by RJC (U17308)
posted 1 minute ago
If we had the flying cars as expected by now this wouldn't be an issue.
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Pay your cloud tax then maybe we will get there. What do you think pays for these aerial highways?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dh0E1VlZE9g/hqdefault.jpg

Winston, Barry and Tbone lmao.

comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 41 seconds ago
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dh0E1VlZE9g/hqdefault.jpg

Winston, Barry and Tbone lmao.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Shipman

Mr Chelsea and the others

Me

https://pics.me.me/when-you-thought-you-ran-over-an-animal-but-it-38608765.png

lol.

comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 3 minutes ago
Me

https://pics.me.me/when-you-thought-you-ran-over-an-animal-but-it-38608765.png

lol.
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Doesn't work. Describe it to me. Preferably through dance.

It’s good to have Mr. C back

Ruiney what are your thoughts? So far we have established that cyclists skip red lights and are vegans, but also that car drivers are murderers and eat McDonald's (which is not technically meat so they are also vegans)

I assume you drive a van so therefore tailgate car drivers. Is there anything else that you can confirm that you are. You read The Sun for example?

Sometimes I like to check my phone at a red light and then miss the green because I was liking my gal Tracey’s insta of her new tat.

I am an extremely happy cyclist and I eat steak a lot. I eat a lot of chicken as cycling burns lots of calories but city car drivers won’t know that as they are fat and lazy

comment by Ruiney (U1005)
posted 1 minute ago
Sometimes I like to check my phone at a red light and then miss the green because I was liking my gal Tracey’s insta of her new tat.
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Or you look up and the car that was in front of you 2 seconds ago is half a mile further down the road

comment by TBone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 11 minutes ago
I am an extremely happy cyclist and I eat steak a lot. I eat a lot of chicken as cycling burns lots of calories but city car drivers won’t know that as they are fat and lazy
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I had two steaks yesterday and two chicken fillets! Car drivers don't need as much protein as they are made almost entirely of jelly and cannot move by themselves.

comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by TBone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 11 minutes ago
I am an extremely happy cyclist and I eat steak a lot. I eat a lot of chicken as cycling burns lots of calories but city car drivers won’t know that as they are fat and lazy
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I had two steaks yesterday and two chicken fillets! Car drivers don't need as much protein as they are made almost entirely of jelly and cannot move by themselves.
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This is true. They need a motor to get them from A to B

Maybe that’s why a lot of them are so angry unlike me who’s happy.

I’m swapping my cycle bike for a motorbike this afternoon to do a tour of the island. I won’t be angry like those horrible Deliveroo motorcyclists. I will also give way to the nice happy cyclists out there

comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Ruiney (U1005)
posted 1 minute ago
Sometimes I like to check my phone at a red light and then miss the green because I was liking my gal Tracey’s insta of her new tat.
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Or you look up and the car that was in front of you 2 seconds ago is half a mile further down the road
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I beeped at a guy on his phone in front the other day after he missed the green and he gave me the finger I was fuming

Drivers/fat guys/hippopotamuses have you considered electric bikes? You can get around faster than in your car and you can build up a bit of exercise whilst getting that assistance on hills?

Also when you do exercise your body does not want McDonalds so you will be able to eat healthier as a consequence. Win win.

This isn’t Holland or China, people here lover their cars, they’ve tried these urban cycle thingys here in most major cities where you have these Citi-cycles or whatever they’re called, most of them end up in canals or get used as getaway bikes for street robbers

Cant believe I missed the 1000 comment

Good to see its still going though. Good to see you back Mr C.

comment by San Miguel (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
This isn’t Holland or China, people here lover their cars, they’ve tried these urban cycle thingys here in most major cities where you have these Citi-cycles or whatever they’re called, most of them end up in canals or get used as getaway bikes for street robbers
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Making something better is a bad idea because it is currently bad and has been bad for ages so we should not make it better like better places because bad

comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 22 minutes ago
Cant believe I missed the 1000 comment

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Damn it!

comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 22 minutes ago
Cant believe I missed the 1000 comment

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Damn it!
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It's okay guys, I had a little party and gave a speech.

Can we get back to the revelation that I have been paying tax that covers the cost of pavements, parks and cycle lanes for all this time and I didn't even realise?

Thanks to greatteams for that big bit of news.