The one about Stevie Clarke...

I like the Zamora one from the new West Ham stadium.

"When you're sat in row A, the pitch is only a 10 minute bus journey away, that's Zamora."

I just made that up there but they should sing it.

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Two andy gorams was good

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🎵 Robbin Zac, robbin Zac running through the glen
Robbin Zac ran oot the back with a pack of ten 🎵

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We've got Lawrence Shankland

For now anyway....not for much longer if the papers have their way

From Everton fans, to the tune of "London Bridge":


Timmy Howard's got Tourette's
Got Tourette's
Got Tourette's
Timmy Howard's got Tourette's
F..k
S..t
W.nker

I mind not long after Big Hartson was caught cheating on his wife and she left him.

"Hartson, Hartson wheres your wife, Hartson wheres your wife" followed by the next line

"She getting pumped in the Valleys, pumped in the Vaaaalllleeys"

Namouchi Oooooooh ooooooh , Namouchi oooohhh oooohh, he came from F**k knows where, he now a teady bear.

or something like that !!

Also derudo, derudo, derudo, derudo, oooohhoo ooohoo,
6ft 3 with curly hair, f*cked up teeth but we dont care.
Carlos Cueller, the rangers centre half!

Not my fav but funny all the same..

1st Dunfermline fans I`m sure it was at Bilel Mohsni.

Your just a sh*te Pocahontas

2nd Man united fans at Newcastle fans.

Your just a sh*te Tartan Army

My favourite is probably the Inverness fans to Ross county fans about their 'nomadic' nature.

'The wheels on your house go round and round....'

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My favourite is probably the Inverness fans to Ross county fans about their 'nomadic' nature.

'The wheels on your house go round and round....'

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belter !!

The Queens a cow
The Queens a boot.

Michael Fagan licked her out.

the half a ball song about the popes hat was hilarious too big a song to put the whole thing on here. And considering the subject matter it wasnt actually that "bad" but still not maybe not best to put it all on here.

Opening verse though:

Ive travelled around this world of our seen many a different hat, in Spain they wear the sombrero,
in America the baseball cap
But the biggest laugh that i did get was when i went to Rome , there was a man out on a balcony with a half ball on his dome!

We had a slightly racist song for Jimmy Gomis that was changed after a wee while due to said racism.

He came along from Cowdenbeath
And in the dark you see his teeth
Jimmy Gomis fecking hates Dundee