There`s only one United and thats a chocolate biscuit.

I'd imagine the Derby lads are getting renditions of who's gonna drive you home by the cars.

We had a keeper in the 90s called Michel Pageau.

We used to sing "Oo oo Pagu, oo oo Pagu"

Because we are idiots and didn't know how to pronounce things in French.

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)




posted 16 minutes ago



We had a slightly racist song for Jimmy Gomis that was changed after a wee while due to said racism.

He came along from Cowdenbeath
And in the dark you see his teeth
Jimmy Gomis fecking hates Dundee


after all the vile allegations you threw around regarding Tonev this is very interesting

Your uncle is your mother,
your sister is your brother,
you all *%^% one another,
it's the Norwich family ………….

comment by orange sherbet (U21919)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
the half a ball song about the popes hat was hilarious too big a song to put the whole thing on here. And considering the subject matter it wasnt actually that "bad" but still not maybe not best to put it all on here.

Opening verse though:

Ive travelled around this world of our seen many a different hat, in Spain they wear the sombrero,
in America the baseball cap
But the biggest laugh that i did get was when i went to Rome , there was a man out on a balcony with a half ball on his dome!
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Nah that was Lustig at CP in another 5-1 drubbing of The Rangers

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comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka I’m the competent Wullie Collum (U3633)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by orange sherbet (U21919)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
the half a ball song about the popes hat was hilarious too big a song to put the whole thing on here. And considering the subject matter it wasnt actually that "bad" but still not maybe not best to put it all on here.

Opening verse though:

Ive travelled around this world of our seen many a different hat, in Spain they wear the sombrero,
in America the baseball cap
But the biggest laugh that i did get was when i went to Rome , there was a man out on a balcony with a half ball on his dome!
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Nah that was Lustig at CP in another 5-1 drubbing of The Rangers
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What was?

You're not rangers anymore

Class

The game with Dundee United against rangers after administration was a belter for chants

To the tune of my old mans a dustman

Posh spice is a slapper

She wears a wonder bra

And when she’s $$haggin beckham


She thinks of ginola

Or in response to Chelsea fans singing danny rose you’re a caaant

Would you let

Would you let

Would you let

Him on a train ?

From East Fife fans to Cowdenbeath - to The Addams Family.
They come from near Lochgelly
They're dirty and they're smelly
They huvnae got a telly
The Cowden Family!

comment by timmy (U14278)
posted 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
You're not rangers anymore

Class

The game with Dundee United against rangers after administration was a belter for chants
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Rangers 'til July, you're Rangers 'til July

I remember the DU fans singing

‘One shoe, you’ve only got one shoe’ at us whilst holding aloft one of their shoes - did chuckle at that.

A Celtic supporting friend told about one they sang a Tyncastle a few years ago (to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better lock your kids up
I'm telling you why
Graham Rix is comin' to town
Graham Rix is comin' to town
Graham Rix is comin' to town

No missing at hitting the wall with that one...

I remember the DU fans singing

‘One shoe, you’ve only got one shoe’ at us whilst holding aloft one of their shoes - did chuckle at that.
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The background to that song is that there was a supporters bus coming back through Glasgow after playing against either Rangers or Celtic (never remember which, doesn't matter) and as they were moving through Glasgow an old jakey in the appropriate football top started shouting and waving their fist at the fans on the bus, before then chasing the bus down the street after he started getting abuse back. Half way down the road he lost his shoe but kept chasing after the bus which led to the song being sung at him. It became a regular chant against both sides of the OF after that.

to the hibs fans at easter road.

Your jagging up up up
Your jagging down
Your on the heroin, the golden brown

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Old one and not too politically correct

We've got Larsson and Stiliyan Petrov

David Murray's got his legs off

another i mind was i think we were playing Falkirk at Ibrox. There was a Falkirk fan in the middle of them, he was perma tanned orange, with pink sorta tank top on.

We scored and we started the "gaybhoy gaybhoy whats the score"

To which the brass band stated playing the YMCA, followed up later with the tune from the blue oyster bar in Police Academy!

Then Falkirk scored and the whole Falkirk fans all stood up and pointed at said fan "Gaybhoy Gaybhoy whats the score!!"

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 12 minutes ago
I remember the DU fans singing

‘One shoe, you’ve only got one shoe’ at us whilst holding aloft one of their shoes - did chuckle at that.
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The background to that song is that there was a supporters bus coming back through Glasgow after playing against either Rangers or Celtic (never remember which, doesn't matter) and as they were moving through Glasgow an old jakey in the appropriate football top started shouting and waving their fist at the fans on the bus, before then chasing the bus down the street after he started getting abuse back. Half way down the road he lost his shoe but kept chasing after the bus which led to the song being sung at him. It became a regular chant against both sides of the OF after that.
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I just thought it was cos we are all weegie tramps

Villa fans to Liverpool

You've got my radio
You’ve got my video
You’ve got my tv
You’ve got my DVD”

Ross County fans call ICT the tinks because their stadium is built on the old council coup.

The salutation is
The wheels on your house
Go round and round