Best Valentine's Day ever?

Pray for kouassi

Ivorian midfielder Eboue Kouassi, who suffered a knee ligament injury in 2018 soon after joining Celtic, has picked up a medial knee ligament problem during a freak training collision while on loan to Genk, who have an option to buy the 22-year-old at the end of the season. (Daily Record)

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Feck St Valentine's day

Gave up on the commercialised tat years ago, waste of time and money.

comment by atheist (U2783)
posted 1 minute ago
Gave up on the commercialised tat years ago, waste of time and money.
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Agreed Ath. Restaurants shoe-horning too many folk I like Xmas and flinging you some mass produced scheite with a ‘romantic’ theme when meat & 2 veg or a donner would do the trick just as easily.

Whats the acronym?

comment by atheist (U2783)
posted 2 minutes ago
Gave up on the commercialised tat years ago, waste of time and money.
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Me anaw mate.
Although you missed out the 'r' in tart.

Mags

Any complaints I just tell her I love her everyday.

In fairness she's of a like mind.

Can’t decide if this is a wum or the guy really is that daft...?

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/5281513/i-demand-my-boyfriend-spends-2500-on-me-for-valentines-day-and-the-celebrations-must-last-a-week/

comment by Joe-ny Stokes is my da (U15888)
posted 5 minutes ago
Whats the acronym?
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For Valentine’s Day?

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comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Joe-ny Stokes is my da (U15888)
posted 5 minutes ago
Whats the acronym?
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For Valentine’s Day?
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Aye?

Am i missing something pure obvious

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comment by Joe-ny Stokes is my da (U15888)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Joe-ny Stokes is my da (U15888)
posted 5 minutes ago
Whats the acronym?
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For Valentine’s Day?
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Aye?

Am i missing something pure obvious
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Take the first letter of the first word and the first letter of the second word and this is what you could get today from a skank

My bad, i kept thinking of a mnemonic and not an acronym

Valentines day paah

As its a leap year this year, the custom over here is the woman can ask the man to get married.

Bit late for me

comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Joe-ny Stokes is my da (U15888)
posted 57 seconds ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Joe-ny Stokes is my da (U15888)
posted 5 minutes ago
Whats the acronym?
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For Valentine’s Day?
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Aye?

Am i missing something pure obvious
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A brain?

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You're not playing today

As for breaking up with a burd.. I did a week before Valentine's Day years ago.

Saved me an awkward meal where neither of us wanted to be there

comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 2 minutes ago
As for breaking up with a burd.. I did a week before Valentine's Day years ago.

Saved me an awkward meal where neither of us wanted to be there
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Replace valentines day with any day and you've got my dating career summed up.

Except me getting ditched after a few awkward meetings.

I remember chucking one at the Carnival a week before x-mas. Last image of her was her throwing up into one of these big barrels they used as bins at the Kelvin Hall - combination of a scary ride and the smell of elephant scheidt, not to mention my ugly coupon. It was her own fault I couldn't get nearer than 100yds of her house for my safety cos her old man was 'protective' and her brother had been injured in an accident and was 'angry' with people about it. You just knew it was gonna be too much trouble just for yer hole.

comment by Joe-ny Stokes is my da (U15888)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Joe-ny Stokes is my da (U15888)
posted 5 minutes ago
Whats the acronym?
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For Valentine’s Day?
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Aye?

Am i missing something pure obvious
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Aye, aye, captain!

comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 2 minutes ago
As for breaking up with a burd.. I did a week before Valentine's Day years ago.

Saved me an awkward meal where neither of us wanted to be there
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Replace valentines day with any day and you've got my dating career summed up.
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Was supposed to be going round to someone's last night but her bairn's father went on the lash and never took the wee one.

Ruined my night