comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
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comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
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comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
Ah the mad Elgin dancer. I bet she was some ride
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Thisnothing better than a blokey burd if you way a dirty time
That's why Thomas and I enjoy each others company
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I remember my mrs got a really short wee boy haircut.
I was like a dug eating beetroot
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Can't believe it's only 8 o'clock

I've been romantic for the past two hours
Got in from work , poured her a bath with a candle ,. A glass of prosecco and bubbles
Then
Made a lovely dinner and served it with a candle

Now I wish she would fack aff so I can have whank over Julia Bradbury and play playstation

Speaking of which , can't believe we don't have a programme where Julia Bradbury goes from one quaint old fishing village to the next getting her badger pumped by different locals and at the end she gives us her overall analysis
Cmon BBC ...what's the hold up?

<laugh

Mine just asked, after all my romantic efforts tonight, “Shall we watch a film?”

Only if it’s a home-movie of me dislocating your aanus.

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 2 minutes ago
<laugh

Mine just asked, after all my romantic efforts tonight, “Shall we watch a film?”

Only if it’s a home-movie of me dislocating your aanus.
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🤣

comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 10 minutes ago
Speaking of which , can't believe we don't have a programme where Julia Bradbury goes from one quaint old fishing village to the next getting her badger pumped by different locals and at the end she gives us her overall analysis
Cmon BBC ...what's the hold up?


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Have you pitched this idea to the Beeb yet? Could be a money maker, well a money shot anyway

She's great family viewing mate

From watching Julia Bradbury ,ive went from from wishing the Mrs would fck off to bed to wishing I could stuff her throat

🤣 away to look up who the fvck Julia Bradbury is

Just checked, yes I would 👍

comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titties (U14017)
posted 8 minutes ago
Just checked, yes I would 👍
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Yits cool you're probably younger than I

And yes , you would

comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 43 seconds ago
comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titties(U14017)
posted 8 minutes ago
Just checked, yes I would 👍
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Yits cool you're probably younger than I

And yes , you would
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Mid forties mate, here she isn't bad for a bint pushing 50

comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titties (U14017)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 43 seconds ago
comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titties(U14017)
posted 8 minutes ago
Just checked, yes I would 👍
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Yits cool you're probably younger than I

And yes , you would
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Mid forties mate, here she isn't bad for a bint pushing 50
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Aye wid too but she called her kid Zephyrus.

Pretentious / high maintenance so it's no more than a gratuitous pump.

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titties(U14017)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 43 seconds ago
comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titties(U14017)
posted 8 minutes ago
Just checked, yes I would 👍
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Yits cool you're probably younger than I

And yes , you would
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Mid forties mate, here she isn't bad for a bint pushing 50
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Aye wid too but she called her kid Zephyrus.

Pretentious / high maintenance so it's no more than a gratuitous pump.
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Surely the best kind, imagine calling your wean wind ffs

Just seen the Stevie G clown video. I can die a happy man.

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 37 minutes ago
Just seen the Stevie G clown video. I can die a happy man.
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Just his normal press conference...