OP
am least PC guy in the village, but as they say on Father Ted, "Careful now".
I thought it was funny, BTW.👍😄
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Last night I decided not to stand outside my front door clapping for all of the NHS staff.
Instead I stood at my back door and farted for all the hardworking staff at the bog roll factories.
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Prince Charles is self isolating with CoVid 19
Prince Andrew is self isolating with Rachel 13
Job interview 2020
Employer: one of our benefits is working from the office
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The only positive so far is saving money on daycare and petrol...... Which will go towards our divorce party.
Badum tsssss
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posted 49 minutes ago
OP
am least PC guy in the village, but as they say on Father Ted, "Careful now".
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I think I will get away with that one - just
My Chinese neighbours had waffles for breakfast this morning.
Shame as i really liked that cat.
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I don't like Corona jokes.
I'm avoiding them like the plague.
Stores empty so i made mushroom risooto from my garden.
Top night, as it was yummy, and soon after a Welsh male voice choir of purple elephants turned up and sang the whole of Meat Loafs, Bat out of hell, accompanied by a light show😂😂
As if it’s not bad enough being Dyslexic, now I’ve got Racoon Virus.
Me: Thank god we never lived through anything like the plague..
Corona: Hold my beer
Saw a hashtag - #clapfortheNHS - so had to do my bit. I went out and made love to a few nurses. Assume gonorrhea is some sort of vaccine for corona?
My efforts were appreciated, as when I came home at 8 everyone was in their doorstep applauding and cheering.
Mate of mines in hospital with covid-19. They put him on a dyson ventilator, reckon he’s picking up well 👍
A couple of new songs have just been released:
Don’t cry for me Quarantina!
Beatles - I don’t wanna hold your hand
More new releases expected
comment by He’s our centre half! He’s our number 4! (U22158)
posted 2 hours, 33 minutes ago
Mate of mines in hospital with covid-19. They put him on a dyson ventilator, reckon he’s picking up well 👍
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Did you tell him to stop moaning and suck it up
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If any of you get an email saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid 19, ignore it, it’s just spam.
comment by JonnyLosAngeles (My Dad was made in Leeds) עם ישראל חי (U9756)
posted 2 minutes ago
If any of you get an email saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid 19, ignore it, it’s just spam.
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Monty Python.⛳🏓🤼♂️♥️
I was going to make a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.
I’ve determined that I’m a recovering hypochondriac, but I just don’t seem to be getting better.
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posted on 27/3/20
OP
am least PC guy in the village, but as they say on Father Ted, "Careful now".
posted on 27/3/20
I thought it was funny, BTW.👍😄
posted on 27/3/20
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 27/3/20
Last night I decided not to stand outside my front door clapping for all of the NHS staff.
Instead I stood at my back door and farted for all the hardworking staff at the bog roll factories.
posted on 27/3/20
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 27/3/20
Prince Charles is self isolating with CoVid 19
Prince Andrew is self isolating with Rachel 13
posted on 27/3/20
Job interview 2020
Employer: one of our benefits is working from the office
---------------------------------
The only positive so far is saving money on daycare and petrol...... Which will go towards our divorce party.
Badum tsssss
posted on 27/3/20
Bring ‘em on!
posted on 27/3/20
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 49 minutes ago
OP
am least PC guy in the village, but as they say on Father Ted, "Careful now".
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I think I will get away with that one - just
posted on 27/3/20
My Chinese neighbours had waffles for breakfast this morning.
Shame as i really liked that cat.
posted on 27/3/20
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posted on 27/3/20
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 27/3/20
I don't like Corona jokes.
I'm avoiding them like the plague.
posted on 27/3/20
Stores empty so i made mushroom risooto from my garden.
Top night, as it was yummy, and soon after a Welsh male voice choir of purple elephants turned up and sang the whole of Meat Loafs, Bat out of hell, accompanied by a light show😂😂
posted on 27/3/20
As if it’s not bad enough being Dyslexic, now I’ve got Racoon Virus.
posted on 27/3/20
Me: Thank god we never lived through anything like the plague..
Corona: Hold my beer
posted on 27/3/20
Saw a hashtag - #clapfortheNHS - so had to do my bit. I went out and made love to a few nurses. Assume gonorrhea is some sort of vaccine for corona?
My efforts were appreciated, as when I came home at 8 everyone was in their doorstep applauding and cheering.
posted on 27/3/20
Mate of mines in hospital with covid-19. They put him on a dyson ventilator, reckon he’s picking up well 👍
posted on 27/3/20
A couple of new songs have just been released:
Don’t cry for me Quarantina!
Beatles - I don’t wanna hold your hand
More new releases expected
posted on 27/3/20
comment by He’s our centre half! He’s our number 4! (U22158)
posted 2 hours, 33 minutes ago
Mate of mines in hospital with covid-19. They put him on a dyson ventilator, reckon he’s picking up well 👍
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Did you tell him to stop moaning and suck it up
posted on 27/3/20
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posted on 27/3/20
If any of you get an email saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid 19, ignore it, it’s just spam.
posted on 27/3/20
comment by JonnyLosAngeles (My Dad was made in Leeds) עם ישראל חי (U9756)
posted 2 minutes ago
If any of you get an email saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid 19, ignore it, it’s just spam.
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Monty Python.⛳🏓🤼♂️♥️
posted on 27/3/20
I was going to make a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.
posted on 29/3/20
I’ve determined that I’m a recovering hypochondriac, but I just don’t seem to be getting better.
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