Neighbours just rushed to hospital
Put on one of these new Dyson ventilators and now is picking up nicely

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted less than a minute ago
Neighbours just rushed to hospital
Put on one of these new Dyson ventilators and now is picking up nicely
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Hope they make a speedy recovery 👍

comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka I’m the competent Wullie Collum (U3633)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted less than a minute ago
Neighbours just rushed to hospital
Put on one of these new Dyson ventilators and now is picking up nicely
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Hope they make a speedy recovery 👍
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Suckers!

comment by Zico 😎 (U21900)
posted 9 minutes ago
Callsign,
I got a message on my Kindle stating it was out on the first week of April? Mistake obviously.
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I think the paperback of 24 is out shortly so perhaps that but if kindle mess up I'm.on it

See amazon drivers are spitting on their parcels before delivering them. Disgraceful company and to force its employees to work during this crisis is disgusting.


I hope all these companies get hit hard by the courts when this is over for endangering their employees.

comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 27 minutes ago
i'm emerging for food and i do a shift in a kids home once a week. thats the only threat to my families health so far.
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Great set up there.

And our golf course is being maintained
#essential

Duke

Exercise is the number 1 thing to do right now. All this sitting about aint very good for people's health, especially those already overweight. There are plenty of exercises around the home that can be done, even better if you have weights and or exercise equipment at home.

There are no excuses for those people who have all this freed up time to get themselves in better shape.

Talking to the policeman next door

Seems minor crimes that would get you a caution or an overnighter are having to be ignored concerns for safety

So go get drunk and be disorderly chaps

And prnhub are giving 30 days free access to their premium content
Whatever that is

Nice gesture but it’s hardly helping the loo roll shortage

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted about a minute ago
Talking to the policeman next door

Seems minor crimes that would get you a caution or an overnighter are having to be ignored concerns for safety

So go get drunk and be disorderly chaps

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No need to encourage folk. Most are drunk and disorderly on here

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 5 minutes ago
Talking to the policeman next door

Seems minor crimes that would get you a caution or an overnighter are having to be ignored concerns for safety

So go get drunk and be disorderly chaps

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Time too come outta retirement

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 9 minutes ago
And prnhub are giving 30 days free access to their premium content
Whatever that is

Nice gesture but it’s hardly helping the loo roll shortage
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Real men lick their hand.

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 9 minutes ago
And prnhub are giving 30 days free access to their premium content
Whatever that is

Nice gesture but it’s hardly helping the loo roll shortage
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Real men lick their hand.
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Geeeeze

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 9 minutes ago
And prnhub are giving 30 days free access to their premium content
Whatever that is

Nice gesture but it’s hardly helping the loo roll shortage
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They are making Corona Virus Pawrn films

Couples in Hazmat suits going at it aw roads.

Today, I shall run aboot with a chainsaw and cut down a few trees, then have a big bonfire before tomorrows rain. Good exercise and lots of fresh air. Gin and wine for this evening

comment by Shaun M - All sick aren't we! (U9955)
posted 19 minutes ago
Exercise is the number 1 thing to do right now. All this sitting about aint very good for people's health, especially those already overweight. There are plenty of exercises around the home that can be done, even better if you have weights and or exercise equipment at home.

There are no excuses for those people who have all this freed up time to get themselves in better shape.
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Aye alright Mr Motivator

I am a big fat sloth sitting on a recliner eating, drinking and vegetating, it's great 👌

comment by Zico 😎 (U21900)
posted 20 seconds ago
I am a big fat sloth sitting on a recliner eating, drinking and vegetating, it's great 👌
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Welcome to Ibrox

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Am away to take a shiete then go to work

I’m decking my sons back garden
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Why? What did it do to you?